All the MJ jokes that are going around here!!!!

[funnygirl]

Apparently he died of a heart attack when he discovered BOYZ2MEN is a band, not a delivery service.

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.

Did you hear Michael Jackson died? With all that plastic surgery they are not sure whether to have a funeral or a Tupperware party!

The coroner does not think Jackson's death is due to the good times. He is however, blaming the boogie!

Apparently the cause of Michael Jackson's death was swallowing 12 year old nuts.

McDonald's will be releasing a new burger to commemorate Michael Jackson's stellar music career. It will be a 50 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.

Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wanted to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little kids could still play with him.

The hospital will not be able to dispose Michael Jackson's body until Tuesday, because it not recycling
week this week.

Apparently, due to MJs body consisting of 98% plastic, he will be melted into Lego blocks and distributed to children so they can play with him forever.

[paraffin]

Brilliant! Almost had a heart attack myself!!!!

[factor-fiction]

Never mind, there's always next time, paraffin.

[LatinaLover]

LOL!Funnygirl and eddie deserve some kind of award!

[another-view]

What did Lester Piggot and Michael Jackson have in commmon?
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They both liked to ride 3 year olds.

[LatinaLover]

LOL! Soon we're going to look out of our windows and see several thousand mj fans advancing on us!

[paraffin]

Ah, factor, one of the lecturers, thank you for your kind wishes about my health.

You know, mate, no matter how much I may disagree with another's points of view on these posts, I would never dream of wishing such a horrendous thing on them.

Have a good look in the mirror - if you can stand the sight.

[factor-fiction]

Remind me, paraffin, who said things like this last night:
"You carry on sticking up for the paedos, Drisgirl.
I'll always revel in the demise of any of them. "

Anyway, no more from me on this thread.

[paraffin]

factor:

I feel highly flattered that you find me so riveting: Not after a date, are you?

[another-view]

"... no matter how much I may disagree with another's points of view on these posts, I would never dream of wishing such a horrendous thing on them...."

Well that's the closest thing I've had to a compliment on these boards. If factor won't date you, I will.

[cc1]

difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson?











Fergie will be playing gigs in August

[Postdog]

Well I think you are all sick and twisted!

Thank god for people like Madonna who appreciate the seriousness of his death and has put in an offer to adopt the kids.

[Postdog]

Still, the good news is that at least the O2 will be free for the Nolans....

[LatinaLover]

Still, the good news is that at least the O2 will be free for the Nolans....

Thats terrible news for all those of us suffering from "ear damage" from listening to their rubbish the first time round!loL!

[lesblue]

Madonna has what???? Haven't those poor kids suffered enough?

[gaz's girl]

Michael are you okay? Are you okay Michael? Michael are you okay? Are you okay Michael? You've been hit by- You've been struck by- A smooth myocardial infection!

[HillyHugger]

When Fara Fawcett arrived in heaven God granted her one wish .She said that she hoped all the children would be safe - so God killed Michael Jackson


Apparently Jackos heart attack came from the Protestant side of the family , it was the 'Billy gene'