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Doodlernoodler | 11:50 Tue 30th Mar 2010 | Jokes
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A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "You guessed that because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you're pig ugly."
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