Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

[olddutch]

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

[carmalee]

Dull women have immaculate homes.
A brain is a terrible thing to be wasted on housework.
What part of No don't you understand?

[marval]

I don't have a short attention span, I just, Oh, look a kitty

[olddutch]

ENA

WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH PEOPLE SAY ITS DOUBLEDUTCH !

I LIKE MARK TWAIN - AND VINCENT VAN GOGH - BUT I LIKE YOU BETTER

[marval]

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking

[ttfn]

you old smoothie olddutch. Oi gran - I may have my first stalker - woo hoo!

[olddutch]

IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF MR GRACE "YOURE ALL DOING VERY WELL !"

[ttfn]

and of Capt Mainwaring - you stupid boy ! - No offence olddutch - I am getting to like you

[olddutch]

BUT I DONT LIKE IT UP ME !

[4candles]

Thank you OD :)


I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning

I am not young enough to know everything

[askyourgran]

A Dutch stalker ttfn tu lippy for words.

Love the Jesus quote.

[ttfn]

Glad you like it gran

Finger in the dyke - more like his hamster dam

[stonekicker]

the sarcasm society - like we need your help! x

[olddutch]

ASKYOURGRAN

YOURE LIKE A FINE WINE - STILL IMPROVING WITH AGE - "TU LIPPY" EVEN AS DUTCHMAN I HAD TO LAUGH - WE'RE USUALLY VERY SENSITIVE OVER OUR TULIP !

[askyourgran]

That must be what MrAsk (his name is Dareu) means when he says I'm a fine one to whine.

[olddutch]

ENA

YOURE LIKE A FINE WINE TOO - " HAMSTER DAM" VERY GOOD - "WHEN ITS SPRING AGAIN I'LL BRING AGAIN TULIPS TO HAMSTER DAM " - PUT YOU ON HOLLANDS GOT TALENT !

[askyourgran]

Advocaat! is very nice.

[olddutch]

4CANDLES YOU'RE GETTING STILL BETTER THAN BEFORE !

Organised people are Just too lazy to look for things

[olddutch]

GRAN

IVE ALWAYS ADVOCATED ADVOCAAT - BUT HAVE NEVER ABLE TO SAY IN ENGLISH OR DUTCH !