The Answer!

[mibn2cweus]

Are you unhappy and upset and believe that some important knowledge crucial to living a joyful life has been denied you? Find the missing piece of the puzzle you've been seeking all your life here

[naomi24]

Starman. It works very well indeed. I don't know if that's just because the site is working at the moment, but hopefully not. Perhaps you've solved yet another of the Sanctuary's mysteries, Watson, old chap! Crack open the champers!

Luna, I got an apology from the one I refer to as the 'Birdseye Chicken Pie man'. (Of course, I only refer to him in that manner to myself). Still have no idea why he does it - but blimey! Pick me up someone!!

[Theland1]

Hi all. Hope this message gets through to the right address!
I'm still on the treadmill, but so are the rest of you no doubt - designer treadmills!
Oh by the way way - happy new year.

Me 58 on 31st Jan - God I feel soooooo ooooooold!
Need a datew with a youngun to keep me - er - young!
(but wouldn't know what to do!)

Oh Stars - you are soooo crafty setting up your tent on here!

[Theland1]

Oh Gosh - I cried when I read the plaintive cries from the depressed web server - I wet my knickers! Well they're the wifes actually - but I wear them now and again when off duty - I'm sure you understand!
Anyway, the dog poo problem in this area is getting worse, and sausages laced with paracetamol has been suggested to me, but I'm not driven that far over the edge - yet!
How's you dodgy foot Nims?
How's your dodgy brain Stars?
How's your dodgy musical instruments Luna?
China -- you're just dodgy!!!

[Theland1]

I remember my pre - celibate days, oh what a waste of time and energy! Radio four is such a great alternative - believe me!
Vote?
OK OK then Classic FM - have it your own way!

2009 has found me a failed smoker packer in, who drinks more beer in the pub and cans from the offee than ever before.
How can I claim to be a Christian? God loves sinners! I am a sinner and driven to excess by life - woe is me!
I'm not harming anybody though am I?
Life is hand to mouth, day by day or hour by hour, one crisis after another, a real rollercoaster, and it makes me dizzy. Now they're taliking of a 12 hour night shift, 7 nights a week, good spondoolies, but a prescription for Zombieism, but I've been there before, and junior docyers do it all of the time don't they? When they're not blowing up Scottish airports!

[Theland1]

" doctors "

[Theland1]

19/4/08 ?
What page is THAT on other than going around the bases?
How do I get back here quickly?

[Theland1]

What did you all get for Xmas?

[Theland1]

I got long johns to keep my bum warm in the freezing cold dry docks - Ahhhhhh! Bliss! NOT very sexy underwear though!
Did any body get frillies? What about you mibs n luna - new thongs maybe? Y fronts? Posing pouches? Boxies? Commando? ..... or socks?

[Theland1]

I've been a fan of Pink Floyd from day one, but only ever had 2 LP's (That's what they had before CD's China!) so, what do you think of them? Words to their songs?
Wen to see Australian Pink Floyd tribute band on Echo Arena in the Pool and they were note and word perfect - WOW! But - is there a philosophy in the songs? I think so.

[Theland1]

Do you have a nickname? A nickname for somebody else - and why?
I know loads, some quite funny!

[Theland1]

So the scientists have discovered methane gas on Mars, and so naturally, they conclude in 24 hours that this a result of millions of years of farting microbes living under the surface of the red planet!
So - life on Earth is not unique and that puts another nail into the Creation story.
Personally, I don't believe in farting Martian microbes, but the jury is out.
I don't think Willoiam Hill would take odds.
This story has caused quite a stink!

[Theland1]

I've worked on a lot of ships now, and beng on the river is quite nice at times - dawn and the sun rising, the gulls and cormorants, (Liver Birds), the character of the river, it's so touching at times. Something about a river - I feel a poem coming on .......... yoiks!

[Theland1]

I am buying a new Ragdoll cat -- �400 - a gift to my wife, so throw your custard pies in this direction! Oh they arte lovely - and thay poo either in a tray or somebody elses garden - which is quite nice!

I want to call it Nellie or Flora, Mrs T fancies some absurd name, like Violet, or Vercingetorix, one or t'other!

[Theland1]

Talking to myself here - Helloooooooooooooo?
Any body hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Off to bed now to prepare this hangover ready for 5:30 and up for work.
Night all.
Blessssssss!

[naomi24]

Gosh, Theland! I don't know where to start answering you! I'm surprised you haven't been struck off for over-posting! Well, serves you right. You should come home more often. You wouldn't have to rabbit at nineteen to the dozen to get all the news out then!! How long has it been? You're a very naughty boy!

Anyway, what do you think of our new abode? Tasteful decor, well-chosen furnishings, a well-stocked wine cellar - and the very best company. What more could anyone wish for?

Thank you for asking. Still a slight limp, but the foot is almost better - but apart from that you're working too hard. Good to see you back, anyway. I do hope you're not going to disappear again.

Luna, do you remember the Birds Eye Chicken Pie advert? The woman used to serve it to her guests - and pretend she'd baked it herself. Some people do that here, but instead of using ovens to bake what they're going to serve, they use google - just like the Birds Eye Chicken Pie man does. :o)

Starman, your new key got me straight in again tonight. Whoopeeeee! This place can be jolly frustrating when all you have is a wonky key to use.

Got to go to bed. Night, everyone. x

[China Doll]

Why not just add this page as a favourite and click?
Worked for me anyway.

I've someone who was called lynx as a pet name; it got lost in translation but from my point of view was very funny.

[mibn2cweus]

Hurray! The Gang's All Here!

WARNING! Some Violent Content

[China Doll]

Sigh... Insomnias back. I went to sleep at 2am. Been up since 4am... At least I got to catch up on House.