10 THOUGHTS TO PONDER!

[CailinDeas]

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you £800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your Yabbie tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."

[Francis Asis]

I shall bear number 8 in mind!

[maggiebee]

Excellent - must pass on. Thanks.

[4candles]

11. With the coming of old age, you may one day find a suppository in one ear; at that moment, you will realise where your hearing aid is.