Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[starone]

Hey mamya, nobody signed in yet. I cannot stay long as I am bidding on something on ebay and it will be finishing in a couple of hours. I need to watch in case anyone beats my bid.but I will dodge back and forth. What's a gnomon? I have brought an electric pencil sharpener which I have never been able to understand how to use. No instructions I am sorry, I think I threw them out by mistake. Also a couple of stubby pencils to practise on. See you later.

[Mamyalynne]

See you later Star and hope you win the item.

[starone]

I'm back again, had a quick look and no-one has bid any higher yet. It still has an hour and a half to go, but sometimes it starts going up suddenly so I have to keep any eye on it. It's a decorative plate mamya not much really, but I like it. While I am here I may as well have a couple of nibbles and one of those Mamyas molotov cocktails. If they are anything like as fiery as the original molotov cocktails, we are in for an interesting night.

[Mamyalynne]

You are most welcome to try them Star, these lighter nights have made it quieter here until late.

What is the decoration on the plate, do you have a themed collection?

[starone]

It's willow pattern mamya. It is very strange I have been late for the past couple of weeks and the week I am early no-one turns up. Do you think they are trying to tell me something?

[DTCwordfan]

For the raffle, I can offer:

a commemorative Royal Wedding Coffee mug of Prince Harry and Kate

a photo torn in two of William and Kate

and being a grad of their University, I have acquired a pair of her knickers in a ziplock. Which of the Madders has a fetish - let see.

an empty bottle of Tanqueray Gin, drunk by the Captain of some Exxon ship

a rubber used by President Clinton.

[anneasquith]

well..............since HL may be late can we have the ruffle before she joins us ? id like to win just once. ! i hope ttfn joins us tonight, if not my best wishes to her, i believe the gnome ! may belong to docspock. be back soon with ruffle thingies,

[DTCwordfan]

Quality prizes me thinks befitting such an august occasion of trhe Mad Club, one month ahead of the Royal Nuptials.

[Mamyalynne]

Wonderful prizes everyone, I do hope I win the mug of 'Kate 'n Harry'


Gnomon Anne, gnomon.

[starone]

DT What an impressive array of ruffly prizes. I wouldn't mind the mug with Harry and Kate. I reckon it should be worth real money in a couple of years time.

[DaisyNonna]

Evening mamya
For the riffle ruffle I have halfa pcket of prawn crackers and a box of assorted lego.
Would love a molotov. Won't blow my mind will it? Need it for the morning.

[DTCwordfan]

did you see the photo starbuckone? It was posted on here but was also on the web and the newspapers

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy won't put you right over the edge, just close to it.

Yes DT I saw the mug, was hilarious.

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.eastlondon...opic.php?f=14&t=12709

[DTCwordfan]

shame they hadnt made it with one of those three handle cups, the love mugs.....would have been most apt.

[starone]

Yes I did DT. Couldn't believe it at first. Thought I must be seeing things. Great fun though, made me laugh anyway!!

Mamya - no themed collection, just buy what I like - if I win of course. Going back to have another look now.

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks mamya will try not to get tooclose to the edge as I suffer from acrophobia.

[DTCwordfan]

the knickers have been sourced with doc in mind.

[Mamyalynne]

He only ever popped by once, think we scared him a bit, no idea why.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll Fedex them to him with an invoice for £1000