As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.
A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.
For the ruffle I have
Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)
Crunchy? You haven't been trying out those things they eat in foreign climes have you mamya - beetles, wasps, all sorts of odd things, they would be crunchy wouldn't they? Are you pretending it is bacon so that we will eat them innocently. I have noticed a distinct lessening of the insect population in the tower. The spiders are becoming very thin and malnourished too poor things.
Er, Mamya. Had you noticed something seeping under the door? Hard to see in this candle light. Flood or blood? Anybody brave enough to check? Not me. Need another tailcock to stiffen my sinews.
hello,just a short visit tonight,got a parcel today which i have waited ages on,and got a bit upset,however,i have brought a pair of bifocals with 1 eyeglass cracked,i blue mascara,and a packet of flints,i would like something strong to drink tonight please.
I've won it! I've won it! I kept my nerve until the last minute and slipped in with a bid that couldn't be beaten. Calm down everyone, don't get too excited it was only a decorative plate I was bidding for on ebay. But it does get very exciting doesn't it. Makes your adrenalin pour into your nerve ends and your heart beat quicker. Must be good for you. Of course it could have been those two mamya style molotov tailcocks you insisted on giving me mamya.
How lovely Sir Alec. and how thoughtful of you. I like Al Jolson too, being in the same age group as your dad. I hope you have your bull dog clips in a safety box with a lock or when you go home you will find them sadly depleted. There are lots of 'collectors' whizzing in and out of here. You don't see them but your collections diminish somehow. It's like the little man upon the stair who wasn't there. Unless of course you meant to give it to the ruffley. If so just put it over here and I will mind it for you. (looks guiltily around to see if anyone has noticed).