Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is once more gallivanting and will not be here till later, ,may I welcome all members old and new. As is the custom ruffle tickets are available to purchase and are on the porch table.

A wonderful array of tasty nibbles and tailcocks are laid out on the long table in the banqueting hall, this weeks guest tailcock I have devised is 'Mamyas molotov' a very sprightly mix and guaranteed to liven up proceedings.

For the ruffle I have

Half a box of staples
A Gnomon
6 pencil erasers
2 energy saving lightbulbs (7 Watt)


ttfn sends apologies and may not be attending.

[Mamyalynne]

Good thinking, my word it is quiet, another drink anyone.

[DaisyNonna]

These nibbles (the crunchy ones) are lovely. What's in them?

[DTCwordfan]

a glass of the finest domaine le bosquet at hand, having just depleted the cod stocks by one this evening

[Mamyalynne]

They will be the crunchy Bacon bites, a speciality of mine.

[starone]

Crunchy? You haven't been trying out those things they eat in foreign climes have you mamya - beetles, wasps, all sorts of odd things, they would be crunchy wouldn't they? Are you pretending it is bacon so that we will eat them innocently. I have noticed a distinct lessening of the insect population in the tower. The spiders are becoming very thin and malnourished too poor things.

[Mamyalynne]

Definitely porcine sourced, hush hush secret recipe, they do make you thirsty though, have another 'Molotov'

[starone]

Are you trying to get me tipsy so I won't notice what is going on mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Who me? Mamya looks shifty and shuffles her feet.

[DaisyNonna]

Er, Mamya. Had you noticed something seeping under the door? Hard to see in this candle light. Flood or blood? Anybody brave enough to check? Not me. Need another tailcock to stiffen my sinews.

[slinky.kate]

hello,just a short visit tonight,got a parcel today which i have waited ages on,and got a bit upset,however,i have brought a pair of bifocals with 1 eyeglass cracked,i blue mascara,and a packet of flints,i would like something strong to drink tonight please.

[starone]

I've won it! I've won it! I kept my nerve until the last minute and slipped in with a bid that couldn't be beaten. Calm down everyone, don't get too excited it was only a decorative plate I was bidding for on ebay. But it does get very exciting doesn't it. Makes your adrenalin pour into your nerve ends and your heart beat quicker. Must be good for you. Of course it could have been those two mamya style molotov tailcocks you insisted on giving me mamya.

[Sir Alec]

Is it awright if 'a bring me lifetimes collection o' bulldog clips?

Congrats on the ebay bid. I won a 1927 book of the Jazz Singer for my Dad's 84th birthday today. He's a Jolson fan.

[DaisyNonna]

Photos of doggies? How lovely. Always wanted a Rhodesian Ridgeback. Like to feel protected. About the seepage.....(shudders melodramatically)

[starone]

How lovely Sir Alec. and how thoughtful of you. I like Al Jolson too, being in the same age group as your dad. I hope you have your bull dog clips in a safety box with a lock or when you go home you will find them sadly depleted. There are lots of 'collectors' whizzing in and out of here. You don't see them but your collections diminish somehow. It's like the little man upon the stair who wasn't there. Unless of course you meant to give it to the ruffley. If so just put it over here and I will mind it for you. (looks guiltily around to see if anyone has noticed).

[Sir Alec]

A keep 'em in me mouth for safety.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Kate I am so very pleased for you, after all that stress.

Wow what a lot of great donations flooding in too, bulldog clips are very useful in many situations, hope I win those if not the mug.

Star well done on acquiring the plaate, mamyas tailcocks always get results.

Daisy, seeping you say, I will investigate dear.

[DaisyNonna]

Kate, the molotovs are just what you need. Perhaps a double to start?

[Sir Alec]

No thanks, I drank a pint of napalm before I arrived.

[anneasquith]

kate. good news. have a molotov !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!