Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club.

There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received.
So far we have:

3 bath cubes
a pair of bedsocks (hand knitted)
a tin of Zubes
and half a clothes rope

We are privileged this evening to be welcoming a guest speaker whose talk is entitled:

“Garden Gnomes, what do they do with all the fish ?”

[ladyalex]

What...a whole body for the pair of gloves, then ?

Feeling faint at teh thought of all that money. Could do with another Pardiso*, with or without parasol

[DTCwordfan]

thank you milady, may i partake of the alcoholic tailcock perhaps. I will use a mobile if it needs stirring......

[Mamyalynne]

Glow in the dark eh? will save electric then for loo breaks.

[ladyalex]

Please feel free to partake of such of our drinks and nibbles as take your fancy, DT.

A mobile stirrer...there's a novelty

[petal54]

How is his lordship,if this not a too delicate question?thought I saw him heading for the poachers arms

[albaqwerty]

I've left some open bottles of pinot gregorious on the sideboard at the back of the kitchen door if anyone would like to sample some

[ladyalex]

Oh no! He's not out again , is he ?
Was he on his own, or did he have Uncle Joe and a couple of heavies with him ?

[petal54]

I think uncle Joy was with him,if Joe is a tall,well built chat with a tash

[ladyalex]

No heavies ? Just lordalex and Uncle Joe ?

This is not looking good.....

[ladyalex]

Please tell me he wasn't wearing his kilt ......

[slinky.kate]

my its hot in here,i'll just eat my 'zoom'ice lolly to cool me down

[petal54]

no kilt,is this a good or a badthing?

[slinky.kate]

oh'i have a great idea lady alex,can we have an easter bonnet parade next week with b&b in the bih house for the winner.

[Mamyalynne]

Do apologise, I forgot to mention ttfn's apologies for non attendance, she is in the countryside at her sisters.

[ladyalex]

Phew, that's a blessing petals. At least they won't start reeling after chucking out time.

[slinky.kate]

has lord alex a dog with him?

[petal54]

where abouts in the countryside ttfn gone,are we safe in the west country?

[ladyalex]

Sorry, was referring to petals' observations.

I think , as the weather is clement, we will just wait inthe hope that Uncle Joe and lordalex return when they are hungry, their money runs out or when they are thrown out of the Poachers' Arms.
Meanwhile, I'll try to find their minders and send them after them.....


Hope ttfn enjoys her trip to the great outdoors. Do she and her sister camp ?

[ladyalex]

slinky, I thikn your bonnet idea is a cracker.
B&B guests will be good for us....all the 'extras' come expensive...

[DTCwordfan]

I dont think the kilt is the issue on lordalex, when there is a queen on the throne, one is supposed to cover up; only with a king should one reveal the hairy scrotum.

the Black Watch at the hallowed institute of Edi'm-bored Castle have indeed a highly polished brass plaque in the parade ground for the RQSM to maketh the necessary check - I am sure that our ladyalex has one of these in her frontdoor and backdoor hallway.