Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club.

There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received.
So far we have:

3 bath cubes
a pair of bedsocks (hand knitted)
a tin of Zubes
and half a clothes rope

We are privileged this evening to be welcoming a guest speaker whose talk is entitled:

“Garden Gnomes, what do they do with all the fish ?”

[petal54]

I've been hailed,taxi driver on the side,Bigs's broken down some wher near Indian Queens(Indian country anyway),hope there before the rozzers

[Mamyalynne]

I think they are quite camp in Dorset aren't they?

[petal54]

so I've heard!

[DTCwordfan]

Indian Queens - the one in Cornwall - only just up the road from here......if help needed and it is indeed that, let me know.

[ladyalex]

petal dear, are you sure you've had ALL your meds tonight ?

DT, I can assure you that there is nothing worn down under. We have no need of the shimmy-ing mirror.

[alexanderd]

Good evening all just popped in to say hello, probably wont stay long as my meds make me very tired but will partake of a cocktail or two

[Mamyalynne]

Did I hear mention of a hairy scro............ cannot type it, feel rather queasy now.

[ladyalex]

Hello and welcome, Steve 5. How nice it is to welcome one so polite to our wonderful club.

The incontinence aids will indeed be very useful I think we will store them rather than raffle them ( too much demand, really) .
The mead and butties, however we will add to the considerable pile of prizes.

[ladyalex]

alexanderd! hello. How are you this week ?
Do sit down and have a Pardiso*

Hope you're looking after yourslef still ?

[albaqwerty]

apart from nothing worn under the kilt, it grew-some (gruesome)

Apologies milady

[ladyalex]

tum...there, I've done it for you Mamya.

[alexanderd]

Doing my best LadyA been to the clinic this week and all was ok.

[petal54]

Went to Doctors yesterday,new bloke,rolling of eyeballs.seems to think I may need to come off some of the long term tabs,so will be experimenting with others if I lapse too far.going for a rest,feeling all of a dither

[ladyalex]

I am assured that it is not worn....all in working order.....

[DTCwordfan]

those that do not wear anything under the kilt tend to be christened Richard, mylady.

[ladyalex]

Glad to hear you're taking care and being taken care of alexanderd.

[ladyalex]

Only outside of Scotland, DT

[Mamyalynne]

Petal dear do not dither.

Good evening lovely Alex, so glad all is well.

[ladyalex]

peatl, was it you who did the eyeball rolling thing, or the new young shaver ?