Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening everyone and welcome once again to our club.

There will be a raffle tonight as usual, so any donations will be gratefully received.
So far we have:

3 bath cubes
a pair of bedsocks (hand knitted)
a tin of Zubes
and half a clothes rope

We are privileged this evening to be welcoming a guest speaker whose talk is entitled:

“Garden Gnomes, what do they do with all the fish ?”

[ladyalex]

Well done, Mamya. Let's get him upstairs and tied down again.
I'm afraid Uncle Joe will have to take his chances and find his own way home. (Miss Meg hasn't paid his fees for months now anyway).

Perhaps we should sew pennies into the hem of his kilt for the future ?

[Maydup]

I'll put the kettle on. Come in when your ready and we'll warm him up.

[alexanderd]

Well I have never seen the kiss of life done like that before!! You learn something new every day

[ladyalex]

You are a veritable treasure, Maidup.

Tailcocks and tea, marvellous.

[starone]

What excitement. I came in just in time to watch - too lazy to take part. I see Steve has gone off to the pub. What was wrong with the drinks here then? I tried one of the Pardiso's and after I finished gasping and came up for air decided it might be a good idea to leave steve's incontinence pads out ready to use. - they might be needed if anyone partakes of too many Pardiso's. I noticed that DT's prizes are all connected to famous people. Have they been authenticated? If so could be worth some money in the near future. Please forgive my obsession with money. I am always trying to think of a way to get some more (legally of course - or illegally if there is no chance of me getting caught)

[ladyalex]

Hello starbucky, nice to see you again.

The Pardiso* s are indeed potent and delish.

[Mamyalynne]

Hello Star, authenticated or not they are jolly good.

Alex whatever do you mean, I am very professional in a ll my skills.

[ladyalex]

Keep calm, alexanderd..remember your dicky ticker......

Is all well now, Mamya ? Have you got him back into the 'jacket' ?

[Maydup]

Sweet tea? Brandy? Anyone?

[ladyalex]

Brandy , please. Here's my flask .

[slinky.kate]

when are you doing the ruffle as i will have to take cody home

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening. Oh dear has there been an incident? Hope I am not too late for the ruffley thing. Have brought half a bottle of violet ink and a not much used fountain pen. Some notelets with the sweetest butterflies on them. Sorry could not afford the stamps.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Daisy. Thank you for the raffle prizes.

Loving the ink......

As kate has to go , we will be drawing the raffle very shortly, so have your tickets ready.

[starone]

Think I had better stick to a cup of sweet tea. After drinking one of mamyas new tailcocks my head is spinning - which really looks odd - a bit like one of those funny tops the children used to play with. A brandy will make it spin even more, which might be an interesting experience for some but not for me.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Milady I have bedded him down for the night, we shall hear no more, have given him some tincture.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear Star, did you have the one on the right of the tray? That may have been the cleaning fluid for the radiators.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much Mamya. What would we do without you .

Did you use the extra strong tincture ?
Or the homeopathic extra weak ?

[askyourgran]

Good evening, I'm just on my way home from bingo, and thought I'd pop in to see how you all are. For the fuffle I have brought an Alice band, half a bag of liquorice allsorts, a special edition bottle of Last Night in Bangkok Perfume, and a bar of carbolic soap.

I'll have a tailcock and a nibble if I may.

[ladyalex]

Hello gran , just in time for the drawing.


Tonight's winning tickets are number
















violet

[starone]

Yes, no wonder it made me feel so odd. What was it doing in a wine glass?
Can't stay long tonight everyone. Am going to have an early night so night all, see you next week - that is if I have got over the effects of drinking the radiator cleaning fluid.