Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[supersuezy24]

Evening :)

[supersuezy24]

I have scampi, noodles and onion rings for the nibbles table.
Also have wine, vodka and some apple mickey finns for drinkies :)
For the ruffle I have some photos of ..
<------------- him hahaha

[rowanwitch]

Hello Mamyalynne...just popping in on way to coven meeting...but wondered if you could use a bottle of lemon liqueur vodka as I made too much last year and it's matured quite nicely... hope you all have a nice evening I also have some of those little sparklers that make drinkies quite exciting or would that prove a little much for your regulars

[albaqwerty]

evening all xx

All I can offer for raffle is
one shirt button
and one seamed stocking

May I have one of those lovely tailcocks with the lemon ?

[supersuezy24]

Alba, is it a blue sock??If so I have one here we could match them up ;)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh my what lovely donations, a splash of lemon liquer will take the tailcocks to a new level, we may leave the sparklers until November, we are in bad books of the fire brigade as it is.

Pics of Bbbers, Ena will be aggrieved if she misses those.

Now I have been missing a seamed stocking since 1958, so glad the odd one is still in the drawer.

[supersuezy24]

Mamya, I will reward her some pics of him so she doesn not feel left out..
So thats 3 stockings for the ruffle..

[albaqwerty]

I knew being odd would come in handy (or footsie) one day :)

Has the rain been removed from the gazey-boo?

[DTCwordfan]

good evening mamya and all of you; the lady alex is still away - I presume as a lady not waiting on the station now known as the Duchesse de Cam-bridge?

[supersuezy24]

Oh and will you all just eat the cheese, I have blooming tonnes

[mccfluff]

evenng, i have half a pizza and some a little jumper i knitted out of cat fur

[DTCwordfan]

I am but a-wanting confirmation of this as I have a number of interesting raffel items to offer - for i mny of you remember I was but absent from these fair shores this past weekend, revelling in the joys of my ex alumni.....therebyeth allowing me to purloin/acquire/borrow some items of divine and exquisite provenance.

[Mamyalynne]

DT as I am purely the retainer I have no knowledge of the ways of the landed and titled.

Suezy yes to cheese please.

Alba the gazy bow has had the pole up the middle, so should be no deluge.

[albaqwerty]

the little jumper could do a baby son of my pals fluff :) Unless it be for the raffle?

btw I love cheese, ooohhh cheese omelettes, cheese on toast, macaroni cheese, cheese with crackers and so forth and so on

[boxtops]

Evening all - I could bring some gravel, we have some left over, would it be helpful for outside the front entrance?

[mccfluff]

its prob a bit to small may fit ken

[albaqwerty]

I'm glad it's had the pole up the middle, saves a lot of problems:)

I could quite happily sit on a blanket covering the gravel eating half a pizza :)

Or whichever way round you'd like to read it :)

[DTCwordfan]

for the raffel I have but an interesting array of offerings to consider from last weekend including, but not exclusively,

* one half of a Royal Corgi tail
* snippings from trimming the right royal Archbish Williams shaggy goats beard
* one half eaten McVities cake piece from B-Palace
* one horse turd from the LifeGuards only stallion
* a copy of the menu from the evening dinner to Prince Bill and Cath
* and a white Spode plate edged in gold leaf & monogrammed "WC"
* Sixteen condoms marked "Crown Jewels, luxuriously lined, regally ribbed and if they tear you are royally fecked.
* Pippas' panties from the last royal rehearsal, black and secretive and no doubt a major catch for our male members,
* a Sweet William from the royal bouquet
* a three-way love stirrup bearing the photo of the Princess William and Prince Harry

[albaqwerty]

that's a generous helpig DT

Although not from the horse :)


Who is bringing the veldy-vends? (I've only got spinach and vinegar)

[ummmm]

Can I come in here? I'm only a baby...even compared to McFluff :-)