Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[albaqwerty]

ummmm. you're welcome anywhere x

(I'm not over 50 yet but am mad, that seems to qualify)

What you got for the raffle?

[mccfluff]

oooooooooooo cowbag

[Mamyalynne]

Voltra vons are on the long gallery table as outlined in the opening post Albe, do keep up.

DT as usual I am almost speechless with your generosity, I have my eye on the three way stirrup.

[supersuezy24]

Ummmm you are welcome if you bring:
Alcohol
Prizes for the ruffle
And nibbles :)

[DTCwordfan]

nipples to eat - all I can offer is the half eaten cake. Somewhere in my cellur I have now some bottles of Cornish 'champagne' branded Prince William, on sale at the Kingsley Centre, Indian Queens (no joke) and a furkin of Skinner's finest pink beer branded Stout William and Catherine

[DTCwordfan]

spelling misteaks are deliberate.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh bring the furkin, always livens things up.

ummmm as you are quite deranged of course you can come in.

[boxtops]

The wine was from here, the Kentish vineyards - did you not get any of that, DT?

[ummmm]

I have some stella and weed. Will that do for the raffle?

(ps...I don't really have any weed)

[DTCwordfan]

oast or grapes - I did but play the ancient links of Royal St Georges and Rochester and Cobham over the said w/end..... mein host at the latter had driven her golf buggy up the wall outside the storage unit there for such apparati, the very weekend before - a mere 80 years of age and was found hanging there with the said buggy still wanting to climb the "mur."

[supersuezy24]

Ummmm have some food :)

[ummmm]

I have already :-)

[Mamyalynne]

No weed, spoilsport!!

[Carakeel]

Knock, knock, may I come in? I'm getting lonely and missing me ratter15! He's still at work, poor soul! I can bring some yummy German cheesecake ... :o)

[Carakeel]

Oh, and Irish Coffee or Baileys ... :o)))

[DTCwordfan]

what a load of bosch - but it will get eaten, the inmates are that desperate

[albaqwerty]

evening Cara. How's his windy-pops?

No weed for the raffle ummmm? Shame.
The only weed I can offer is a bundle of dindly-lions

[Mamyalynne]

Carakeel welcome all food/drink related gifts are welcome.

Albe you can smoke dindly lines

[DTCwordfan]

now we are talking - but if you have some XO Cognac, Armagnac or Calva, then we are REALLY talking.

[Carakeel]

He never got the title, albaquerty! Here was I, windows all opened, waiting for what I was told was going to be a stormfront of farts and what did I get??? Nothing, nada, nichts, niente!!! YAAAAY! He was a good as gold, best patient ever! Not even a little pfffffft! LOL