Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Do forgive my tardiness in opening this week, have been so very busy and the strong winds blew down the flagpole causing great consternation.

Assorted nibbles and tailcocks are aligned on the buffet sideboard, this weeks special tipple is the Blue Euro###

[Mamyalynne]

All donations welcome for the raffle. I have :

Glass rolling pin
2 dozen rawlplugs
A peg bag

[supersuezy24]

Hello! I am here but also watching eurovision

[dolly-dimple]

just a bottle of wine

[albaqwerty]

evening mamya xx

I can offer half a bottle of bandylion and durbock and a pot of nettle soup

[Mamyalynne]

Suezy, Dolly and Alba all offerings are welcome

[DaisyNonna]

Evening mamya. So pleased the evenings are getting lighter. Feel safer going home when I can see my way. Mind you I did notice that the drawbridge needs weeding. A Blue Euro? Is that its colour, price or does it make music? Perhaps it is just rude?

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy, no charge for the tailcocks you know that, indeed will get round to the weeding of the drawbridge very soon.

[DaisyNonna]

Forgot to say I have 2 ounces of kali and a packet of wild flower seeds for the raffia. No problem in telling which is which, there is a picture on the seed packet.
Ooh, the nibbles look delicious and this tailcock is superb. Just what I needed!
Tell me mamya, was there a flag actually flying when the flagpole succumbed to force and gravity?
Still, I suppose it could provide kindling for next winter.

[ttfn]

Bon Soir Matron! Je suis en retard, aussi (no, I am not a thick Australian). Sorry to be late, I have been so busy today! I have some pipe cleaners for the raffle (unused) a copy of the latest Radio Times and a packet of Bassetts Allsorts (except for the beady ones).

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Kali, not had that for years, do hope I win it. The flag has not been seen since the Uncle Joe incident, yes maybe kindling would be easier than trying to reassemble it.

Oh Ena, love a bit of Franglais, pipe cleaners are so versatile too.

[albaqwerty]

Did someone mention Liquorice Allsorts? Love em :D

[slinky.kate]

good evening everyone,can i try a blue euro###,do they taste like a blue lagoon?will i go home with a blue tongue,i dont want my son to know i snuck out so hope my tongue wont give me away,i have brought some goodies for the raffle,my sons bottle of vodka,half full(ignore the pen mark on the side)4 slices dominoes pizza (very nippy on the old tongue)3 condoms,one opened but unused.i was having a look round my sons room for prizes.

[ttfn]

lol at kate - I am using my own tissues tonight then ☺

[albaqwerty]

rofl kate, does your son know he has raffle prizes in his room? If not, good, keep it that way :)

[slinky.kate]

he doesnt alba ,but then he always says 'i know nothing'i could have found more if i went right in his bedroom,i'll have another look next week.

[ttfn]

Up to date with the anti tetanus kate? ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

I do hope your son doesn't have the address of the big house Katy.Blue Euros### all round, if tongues are stained, blame the sweeties.

[DaisyNonna]

Uncle Joe? What happened? Realise it is infra dig to discuss personal affairs but I am feeling rather bored. Will do penance tomorrow. Not sire what though.

[slinky.kate]

yes ttfn,mamya he doesnt exactly know the address,but you can pull up the gangplank any time.i tried to phone last week but no one answered.

[sackville]

I have some old dolly-pegs that could maybe united with Mamya's peg bag (the grandchildren have drawn faces on the Man-On-The-Top-Of-The-Clapham-Omnibus bits but I'm sure that won't affect their ability to hang on to washing), a packet of Garibaldi biscuits and three of those 'bath bombs' from M&S (never been brave enough to throw them in the bath) which I'd like to donate to the riffle and could you tell me where to buy the ruffle tickets so that I can try and win the condoms (party coming up soon!)