Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


All Members are welcome once more.

Sadly, our dear matron , Mamyalynne will be absent tonight as she has been taken on holiday to Welshland. I am sure all Members will join with me in hoping that she enjoys her rest cure , oops, short holiday, very much.
Because of Mamya's absence we will be facing a dearth of snacks. We will have to make do with a few crisps and nuts until more Members turn up when the nut quota will doubtless increase.

In honour of Mamya, however, I have concocted tonight's signature tailcock, Matron's Mixture**.

All raffle prizes will be gratefully received, please leave them on the hall table.

[Lie-in King]

Of course, master Tony, your wish is my command - roasted nuts, master Tony?

[alexanderd]

thats because there are no pies but have you tried the sausage rolls?

[ttfn]

Tony, step away from the fire!

Good evening all, excuse my tardiness milady

[TonyV]

Lie in - have you put chips I brought in oven?

[alexanderd]

Hello TTFN have not seen you around for a while have you been shooting golfs by any chance. I know you like your sports

[Lie-in King]

(good grief) Yes, master Tony, they should be ready any moment now (Miss Kate, please move dem bones, dem bones...)

Ah, Miss ttfn, please accept a flagon of tailcock. Might I ask if you have a preferred name that I might use for this evening? Initials can be so slurry after a flagon or five...

[ttfn]

Hello Alex - lovely to see you too. I am partial to the odd round or 4, yes. What does one do to get a small libation these days? Mamya would never have kept me waiting this long ... ... tut tut.

[Lie-in King]

Master Alex - please stop playing with your food - the sausage rolls only when you push it

[alexanderd]

Im afraid the butler is a bit tardy Ena but he is new so we make excuses

[ttfn]

Oh there you are majordomo -or may I call you Maj for short? Ena will do nicely tyvm. A firkin Thud please.

[ladyalex]

Sorry to have been away. Welcome to all who have arrived during my absence.
How nice to see you again, Ena. HAve you left the country ?

[ttfn]

whoops - a firkin OF Thud ^ beg your puddings.

[ladyalex]

hello, alexanderd. Sorry about the moat being blocked again...

[TonyV]

ttfn - is there a fire?

[ladyalex]

mercia has several puddings , Ena.

[ttfn]

The country is out of bounds this weekend as I have been under a lot of weather recently. My under garments may take quite a while to dry out.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, Miss Ena - do have a large one...

Your chips, master Tony - you're toast, master Alex...

[ttfn]

Dear Tony - I did not want your nuts to get over-roasted. The new buttle staff has stoked the inglenook well tonight. Ssssh - I don't think you-know-who has noticed, best keep it quiet.

[alexanderd]

your nuts your maj(boom Boom)

[ttfn]

Mercia's nibbles do look quite delish, but I fear I am going to deny myself such pleasure. These stays are staying a tad too tight these days <<sigh>>
Jolly good effort though.