Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[Mamyalynne]

The naked eye usually suffices for my gazing at objects of desire.

[rsvp]

alexandered - so sorry to have not answered -I have most certainly not been frightened off - I think this a very erudite, fascinating and captivating thread - (and I applaud your sensitivity Alex) - BTW the hare wants too much TV coverage for it's demise so the deal is off.

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear - you've not had nearly enough to drink, rsvp...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're burning my hands, they're lovely!

[DaisyNonna]

My heart's in the highlands,
My heart is not here,
My hearts in the highlands,
A chasing the deer.

Thought a hart was a deer. Hic! Oh dear. Another leg needed.
Is a volley vaunt the same as a high ball?

[Mamyalynne]

I will have another, then I won't need a step ladder to clean the top shelves in the scullery tomorrow.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy more like a wee keesh.

[albaqwerty]

Matron!!!!!

Naked eye...really.

Please pass me one of the tailcocks kingy:)

[slinky.kate]

can i have a leg up i am watching the x factor in the lower gallery in the long hall,

[alexanderd]

We dont want anything naked this week, last week was sufficient. Why are you all so far away? oops binocs the wrong way round, silly me

[Lie-in King]

Slurtainly, matron - & alba...

Anyone else? I'm just popping off to the North tower to ensure the safety of those on space-watch - back in a few ticks!

(now, where's kinky...)

[slinky.kate]

i'll just take a pair of binoculars as well,and some tuna vaulty vents

[rsvp]

LIK - have just jugged a bottle of Cab Sav -I did say in an earlier post that ' you had a nice face'- and meant it. x

[DaisyNonna]

Keesh? Nah. Never kissed nobody. More's the pity.

[alexanderd]

rsvp dont be taken in by that smooth exterior

[rsvp]

Alexander - I just love a sleek pelt - what can I say?

[DTCwordfan]

Evening all - seeing we are on about deers

The Castle's deer hunting time is here again
And many Mad 50s hunters take to the woods
After months of planning with Mamya and friends
They gather in common brother and sisterhood

It's a freedom that fills the soul of Lie-in King man
With the peace of Ed's nature all around
Tailcocks that have been drunk since time began
And lifelong memories and friendships are lost and found

Hunting is taught by drunken tradition still yet
Knowledge passed on from woman to woman, man to man
And you'll learn things that you'll never forget
And respect nature more, our female wildlife, and our land

So all you AB hunters enjoy this time
May you be Nonna skilled and have lots of luck
May God bless you as you hunt this day
And may you bag that Lady's ten point buck! Failing that a Moat duck !

RSVP - task for you - send out the invites....

[slinky.kate]

rsvp keep your mitts of my man

[rsvp]

? slinky kate -

[slinky.kate]

maj is my man????????

[Lie-in King]

(rushes back, having failed to attract the attention of the space station with his SOS laser...)