Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Yes you have guessed it - Lady and Ludship are once more a meandering the highlands.

TTFN is once more rusting in Dorset by an unruly hedge.

The buffet table in the best drawing room is groaning with the weight of many delights, including a hand raised game pie with home made piccalilli, Garlicky mushroom voltra vons.

This week's guest tailcock is the infamous 'Leg-up' we all need one now and then.

For the riffle I bring

3 pink hairnets
Half a jar of pickled walnuts.
5 yards of knicker elastic (surplus to requirements)
pkt of Doileys

So welcome one and all, I have lit the fire - so should be nice and cosy.

[DaisyNonna]

Must take hours tp produce that silky, slinky skin! Would make a lovely rug.

[alexanderd]

Maj is anybodies man!!!!

[slinky.kate]

maj i was looking for you,would you like to share a drink with me?

[Lie-in King]

Indeed, kinky! Now, have you seen Matron? I fear some medicaments may be required fairly soon...

[slinky.kate]

right just give me a leg up and i'm all yours

[Mamyalynne]

I can see I may need to add bromide to next weeks delicacies, do not squabble over him girls. It is most unseemly.

[slinky.kate]

right im gonna sit beside alex,he's a right gent.

[Lie-in King]

Not yours, alex...

One "Leg-Up" for kinky, one for me, one for matron, one for Daisy, one for me,, one for alex, one for rsvp, one for me...

[rsvp]

great slinky kate

[alexanderd]

I would try a chastity belt Mamy he is probably immune to bromide

[slinky.kate]

rsvp i'm gonna get you barred next week

[Lie-in King]

I can assure you kinky, that you are the main focus of my attention...

[Mamyalynne]

We already have a bard - DTC.

[alexanderd]

Kate come and sit here by the aga with me you will be safe from his clutches

[rsvp]

don't do it before I get my leg up

[Lie-in King]

(matron - time for the special pills?)

[Mamyalynne]

Will get my trolley, maybe I made the drinks too strong this week.

[DTCwordfan]

To Keep Lie-In KingSafe
From Indecency
I Made Him A Chastity Belt,
Bolt Lock and Key

To Keep His Desires Pure
But Passions Dormant
He Wears A Polished
Armor-Undergarment

So No Evil AB Woman Touch
Can Take and Torment
His Flesh Wearing
Holy Tailcock Adornment

No Lock-Picks
Or Heat-Rays Will Melt
The Holy Shield
Of Lie-In's Chastity Belt

No Abject Kinky Perversions
Will RSVP Puncture Or Pelt
The Holy Block
Of His Chastity Belt

Nor Nonna Fury Flaunted
Nor Lady Fear Felt
As Those AB Women Hammer Hard
At Lie-In King's Chastity Belt

[slinky.kate]

its nice here alex,i have been watching rsvp and maj through my binoculars and they are up to no good,she keeps stroking his chest and he's purring and lapping it up'

[Lie-in King]

:-)) @ DT!!