Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome everyone

I am glad to report that Mamyalynne's potions and possets have finally done the trick and got rid of my virus. I am almost completely restored to health...hardly glowing in the dark at all now.

The Committee have decided that the usual fireworks display will take place this evening. Any members remembering where the matches are hidden are asked to report this to someone.

All animals have been locked in the Conservatory and lordalex and Uncle Joe have been securely tethered in their room.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

A set of dominoes (double 3 missing)
4 pairs of footless tights ( 2 black, 2 pink)
Six Thornton's toffees.(tested but not fully chewed).

[nungate]

Hooray! I've finally won something!!! (now turning cartwheels) ooops was that a favourite ornament Ladyalex?

[Mamyalynne]

big dentures

[DaisyNonna]

Master choose its.

[ladyalex]

Well done DT you win.

Mamya will add the cost of the ornament to your account, nungate. Do try to contain yourself.

Now, who can spell:
GEYSER

[Meg]

Hello, I am agitatied by the noise, will instate myself in the consevatory with humph and ellie and a large bangfizz.

[nungate]

Is this another competition? Ecclefechan

[Mamyalynne]

Bloke

[ladyalex]

Sorry, late entries there. Dead heat with Mamya and Daisy.

[nungate]

Gadgie

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Miss Meg.

Uncle Joe is still doing well, but would appreciate an occasional visit.
And his fees are well overdue.

Nungate, Ecclefechan is a cake that has been chewed a bit then found to be mouldy.

[DaisyNonna]

Guy sir?

[ladyalex]

Sorry, I'm overwhelmed with answers, some of them regional variations.
Everyone has won and may set their own questions now.

Where is that butler ?

[DTCwordfan]

Brilliant Lady A, it is a superb descriptor of an old friend of my sisters who I dated once.....

[nungate]

Now here's me thinking that's where Thomas Carlyle came from.....of course theres a tart thingy too a bit like a fly cemetery isn't it? Never tried it

[DTCwordfan]

girlfriend of course, not sheep or male....

[Mamyalynne]

I give up - hope he has not been nabbed, doped and is being wheeled round in a barrow. "Penny for the Guy"

[ladyalex]

You dated a cake ?
or did you chew a friend of your sister's

[DaisyNonna]

Anyone have a favourite perfume? As opposed to aroma.

[Meg]

Only last week I escorted Joe and his Lordship to Southport Pleasure Beach, you owe me!!

[DTCwordfan]

her girlfriend was a bit tarty too, nungate, an excellent adjective.