Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome everyone

I am glad to report that Mamyalynne's potions and possets have finally done the trick and got rid of my virus. I am almost completely restored to health...hardly glowing in the dark at all now.

The Committee have decided that the usual fireworks display will take place this evening. Any members remembering where the matches are hidden are asked to report this to someone.

All animals have been locked in the Conservatory and lordalex and Uncle Joe have been securely tethered in their room.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

A set of dominoes (double 3 missing)
4 pairs of footless tights ( 2 black, 2 pink)
Six Thornton's toffees.(tested but not fully chewed).

[DTCwordfan]

In the past, Estee Lauder's Private Collection.

Quite like Coco.....

[ladyalex]

I have no recollection of that, Miss Meg...but I was under the weather....
I think you may have scented success, Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

We will have to mount an expedition to seek out the Maned One, Mamya.....

Anybody tried the Red Lion or the Butcher's Arms

[Mamyalynne]

Liking the new Lancome one

[ladyalex]

Diorella for me.

[Meg]

You were snuggled up in the parlour M'lady, coughing and sneezing. Alex snuck off into the CASINO!!

[Mamyalynne]

You don't think he has run off with the butcher surely??

[nungate]

Paul Smith Rose at the moment. I've gone off a lot of perfumes/scents/aromas since I've become hormonally challenged............
Any more parkin - it smells luvverly could that smell be bottled?

[Mamyalynne]

Plenty more all nice and warm - ooh eau de parkin, sounds good yes

[DaisyNonna]

Mamya, I know you shop on-line, perhaps you have not realised that the butcher is female. Withh access to all that fresh meat. Perhaps the butler was enticed?

[ladyalex]

Well I hope you settled his account, Miss Meg.

SUrely the butler wouldn't have run off with a tradesman ?

Or am I getting confused ?

Another FlingBang, please and some more of that superb parkin.

[DTCwordfan]

As Fran Cotton, ex England Prop and England RFU director, would have said (as he did after downing a bottle of No5 in South Africa), "The Eau de Parkin was flowing."

[nungate]

Tradeswoman your Ladyship - she probably tempted him with the size of her steaks. It is difficult to get good reliable staff these days - maybe you should consult The Lady magazine for a suitable replacement

[Mamyalynne]

Fame has spread across the ocean , we may be in exalted climes soon.

More Bangfings for all - on the house!! oops they are always on the house.

[DaisyNonna]

Another Bangfingummie please. That parkin is delicious, worcester sauce was it?

[Meg]

Uncle Joe's account is setteled, your cheque is in the post,lol. As for His ludship, not my problem, you have my sympathy.

[ladyalex]

Thank you, Miss Meg, glad your account has been settled.
Did I mention the 'extras' ?

I don't know what the world is coming to these days....female butchers luring butlers with their prime cuts indeed....it's offal.

[Mamyalynne]

His Ludship is ok as long as you know his ticklish spots.

[DaisyNonna]

If it is not complete Tripe!

[ladyalex]

what ?

lordalex has spots ?
He's not coming down with something is he ?
I don't think I could cope with that again......it's more than flesh and blood can stand.