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ladyalex | 19:59 Sat 05th Nov 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The Club is now Open

Good evening and welcome everyone

I am glad to report that Mamyalynne's potions and possets have finally done the trick and got rid of my virus. I am almost completely restored to health...hardly glowing in the dark at all now.

The Committee have decided that the usual fireworks display will take place this evening. Any members remembering where the matches are hidden are asked to report this to someone.

All animals have been locked in the Conservatory and lordalex and Uncle Joe have been securely tethered in their room.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

A set of dominoes (double 3 missing)
4 pairs of footless tights ( 2 black, 2 pink)
Six Thornton's toffees.(tested but not fully chewed).
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Take a tincture Milady and relax , is just a bit of chafing soon sorted.`
Poor Lord Alex. He should not have tried to rub Ella, your parlormaid.
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a double Flingbang then and I will calm down.

That was a decline narrowly averted...

How are ttfn and alexanderd, by the way ?
ttfn is once more countrified, am not certain of the whereabouts tonight of lovely Alex.
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Poor ttfn, she is so often tagged these days.

Hope alexanderd is well.

Rub Ella indeed. I'll get rid of that german hussy if this continues.
Better watch out for that Scarlett Ena!
Have not seen the glorious pouting TTFN for ages - has Moonie snared her?

Horses Ellaman's works well as a pungent ointment in my experience.
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Ena is safely contained and rusticated.....again.
I am gunning for this butcher woman now - Lil Cleaver is it, I will have her purloining (or purlioning) our staff.
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How did we figure out it was the butcher again ?
It's not just an ugly rumour is it ?
No but she is an ugly butcher - pass the Bangfings , sob!!!
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There, there, Matron. I'm sure he will see her for what she is, a mere meat purveyor, not a patch on a woman of your elegant and erudite charm. (And such a way with the tailcocks and nibbles).
I do hope so before she minces him , not fond of a butler that minces.
Isn't there an ointment for a mincing butler?
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Before we go down the road of comparing sausages, let's get on with the raffle.

Last chance to buy tickets.
No, Mamya. Her name is Raisa Kutz. An eastern European I believe. Speciality ,skirt and others I am too embarrassed to mention. Chicken parts.
Mmmm nothing like some skirt steak in a Patsie, sorry a Pastie
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I prefer hough .Potted, of course.
I am having a fit of the vapours now
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Calm down , dear.

Have a sniff of your sal volatile and mop your brow with your apron.

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