Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[alexanderd]

LadyA I have been practising handstands against the wall so all back to normal now. Much older than that Daisy the sell-by date is 1975. Should be ready by now

[ladyalex]

Is that a bit like line dancing, Mrs O , only with bigger movements and more people ?

[Psybbo]

Thank you LiK, the fire is lovely

[Lie-in King]

Congratulations, sir - you'll be requiring a flagon or six, then? Allow me to proffer your first...

[Mamyalynne]

I line dance when pegging the sheets out to dry.

[DaisyNonna]

Sib, should you meet the haggis as it is offally cold out there and he will need a decent neep of scotch when he returns.

[Mamyalynne]

Keeps the gardener amused.

[ladyalex]

I am in awe of your athleticism, alexanderd...in total awe.

I could never do a handstand in gym....

[nungate]

Tried line dancing once..............I fell off

[mrs_overall]

lol ladyalex.
No, it's a mixture of moves on the floor (The Worm) and acrobatics.
I'm sure my knees and back will recover eventually

[ladyalex]

I try not to talk about pegging out at my age.

[Jumbo747]

Is our genteel butler good at it? Lion-dancing I mean..............

[ladyalex]

There are worms on the dance floor and you roll on them ?

Isn't that a bit cruel ? not to say messy ?

[Psybbo]

Ladyalex. you have a gardener?

[Lie-in King]

Alas miss Jumbo, I am contractually obliged never to dance in public again...

[DaisyNonna]

Ladyalex. That's not what Jim said.

[peashaq]

May I enquire as to how one gains admittance to this club? I qualify under the 'mad' and 'over 50' criteria.

[Jumbo747]

Mrs O - you must tell everyone about the Archbishop..............

[annadomino]

Goodly evening milady, matron, master Butler.
It's jolly cold, so I will hang on to my wrap for a while if you dont mind.
For the riffle I have in my retucule...a knitted nose warmer, a pair of elastic-less under .. thingummies, and a bag of coconut mushrooms,(if Pasqyale hasn't snaffled them).

[alexanderd]

peashaq in that case you are in and welcome, Mamy will take your details and subscription