Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[Lie-in King]

I'm sorry to say that it appears the skunk has run his master's debit card dry, hence his eviction from the table...

[starone]

Now how did that get there? I am completely innocent and I can prove it. Ask Li-in King, he's got all the clues and the answers.

[ladyalex]

PLease, please, all this talk of nakedness has to stop.
Can everyone please get dressed right now so that I can get on with winning the raffle.

[tonyav]

Well I ani't gonna lend him anymore dosh, exelsior.

[DTCwordfan]

No drinks needed, mamya, just fresh stakes for nibbles.

[Lie-in King]

Ahem! M'lady, your flagon...

[ladyalex]

Lend...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

[DaisyNonna]

My faves excel but I do sometimes hanker for mint custard (green rather than yellow) served with chocolate concrete at school. Any food preferences?

[Mamyalynne]

Too cold to have one's nethers exposed, you will get chapped cheeks.

[DTCwordfan]

oh - and some chips with them......

[ladyalex]

Thank you , your Maj. I was feeling a little thirsty.

[excelsior-1]

make him go out and earn his own

i need another drink .. where has the tailcock barrel got to?

[ladyalex]

Cheek and chips ?
What devilish concoction is this ?

[excelsior-1]

daisy. i'll eat anything, just ask the raccoon

[Mamyalynne]

Vat not Barrel.

[tonyav]

I am afraid I have to say goodnight all, as my skunk and I have to collect daughter No 2 now. PS sorry for any distress that my skunk and old army great coat may have caused ( especialy to Flumps ponco ).

[Mamyalynne]

♪♫ Chapped cheek and chips....tra la....hic ♪♫

[humbersloop]

Good evening Mi'lady,

and profuse apologies for absence in recent weeks, we have been detained elsewhere dealing with structural matters and some pageantry afloat that both curtailed mobility.

For the riffle I bring:

a section of riveted Lowmoor iron, extensively used, though may suit van or similar
a small bag of ground almonds, opened, but the clothes peg works fine
fond memories of Henley: my, but those Pairs could be such rascals...

Matron, the buffet looks most inviting as ever.
Maj, may I hand you my oilskins and partake of a bucket of Zoom?

The otter is safely ensconced with those creatures not in the cranny, looking after their debit cards for safekeeping, and a lively game of Hold 'em seems to be underway.
<Ahem. For matches of course...

[Lie-in King]

Good night sir, safe journey :-)

[DTCwordfan]

night, tony, can understand why you have to put a brake on things....