Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[mrs_overall]

Good evening all.
For the raffle I would like to donate

A signed photo of the Chuckle Brothers
A new toothbrush with a handle in the shape of a frog
A new lightbulb for a sewing machine

Apologies to ladyalex if todays episode of the radio play offended you

[Mamyalynne]

I have an out of date bottle of Passata Milady?

[Lie-in King]

Very good evening, Mrs O! Your customary extra-large, not-quite-a-bucket flagon of tailcock...

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Mrs O.
I shall investigate the radio play immediately and let you know if I am offensive.

I'd give the passata a try, Mamya.

[excelsior-1]

hello mrs overall.

i've finished reading my book 'romarly quisot and phleggit' - do you still want to borrow it?

[mrs_overall]

Good evening LIK, most appreciated.

By the way, have you found a red wool coat....I'm sure I had it last week...

[Lie-in King]

Mrs O - I'm sure m'lady will not take Ambrage...

Ho. Ho.

[mrs_overall]

excelsior, yes please. Perhaps we should suggest it for the AB book club

[DaisyNonna]

Excel, exchange rates are so iffy at the moment. How about if you fetch me a volley vaunt and we call it quits?

[nungate]

We could take Ambrage with a couple of tanks and air support......

[DTCwordfan]

If I had a pound
For every pound I’ve earned
From my terrible poetry,
I’d be a very poor Bard indeed.
So thank goodness
Nobody has ever offered me
Such a great Castle deal.

If I had a wooden sloopy leg
For every award I’ve won
For my terrible poetry,
I wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
I would have to walk on my hands and AYG knees,
Which is not that easy unless you were
Raised in an AB Castle circus.

If I had a Castle pisspot
For every time I’ve been told
Your poetry changed my AB life,
I wouldn’t have a LieinKing flagon to pizz in.
I would have to go behind a Garden bush.
It wouldn’t suit a croccy somebody
Of my delicate constitution.

If I had a Mamya or Vodka pie
For every beaten petal meter
And rancid tony rhyme,
I’d be porky as a llama pig,
So when you meet me
In the street, just say
“Hi, fatty-bardish-burger.”

thanks to BBQ, saucy devil that you are.

[excelsior-1]

maybe .. it is a little racy though, even my raccoon blushed

[mrs_overall]

Is Ambrage just off the M62?

[DaisyNonna]

Milady, I think you will find that Shalimar isa great masker of whiffs.

[DTCwordfan]

In return for Ambrage, you are in a couple of the versal offerings, mrs O

[ladyalex]

I am pleased to confirm that I harbour no resentment about he radio play.
♫Tum tee tum tee tum tee tum
Tum tee tum tee taa tum ♫
lordalex has been known to find the aroma of wet dog and mothballs quite fetching.

[excelsior-1]

you have a deal daisy, thank you.

one volly-vaunt on the way to you. beetroot and custard ok?

[Lie-in King]

Red wool, red wool... I'm afraid not, Mrs O - Lost Property has an unclaimed nylon camisole in teal, though...

[mrs_overall]

Thank you DT

[Mamyalynne]

I shall need a bigger portfolio thing to store these odes in.