Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome one and all, old and older, mad and madder to our delightful club.

We have been experiencing some difficulties here at the Club HQ with the electrical apparatus , notably the light switches. The only explanation given so far by the electrical tradesman is 'gremlins'.
Consequently, members are warned to be very careful with water this week.


So far for the raffle we have :

1 sporran (badger head still relatively intact)
4 brass buttons (in need of polish)
a tube of fruit gums (only orange ones )

[tonyav]

Good evening mrs o, I enjoyed todays episode although I do take exeption to you giving me nettle rash on my nether regions, I have been rubbing dockleafs on them all day.

[mrs_overall]

Ah well, thanks for looking LIK

[DTCwordfan]

well probably lust of the night....as that one was wet rite off the press - its these zoons you know.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening tony.
It is your own fault for being nekkid from the waist down in the bushes overlooking the car park where courting couples go

[ladyalex]

enough, enough...cannot get the picture out of my head....


Thanks for the odes DT We will miss you when you are away.

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while you're still standing, they're lovely!

[DTCwordfan]

Doggers Park, Mrs O - not a place for the faint or feint-hearted.....

[tonyav]

Anyway your Ladyship would it be possible for my skunk to part take in a flaggonette of zoom for he is partial.

[starone]

Oops (hides red wool coat under the chair) did I hear someone mention a red wool coat? It's so cold you see, I really need something else besides the Zooms, nice as they are. (Changes seat to opposite side of the room in the hope that Mrs.O won't notice who was sitting in the seat with the red wool coat underneath it).

[Mamyalynne]

Ah so, that was nettle rash I fely in the consulting cubicle, I kept my eyes closed.

[excelsior-1]

has he quit the card game then tony?

[DTCwordfan]

by the way, a happy father's day to all those males who have sired little ones on here........

[Mamyalynne]

felt, my braille is not as good as it was.

[DTCwordfan]

for tomorrow that is......

[Mamyalynne]

That is a nice Red (cough) cushion you have there Starby.

[mrs_overall]

Oi starbuck, what's that under your chair?

[tonyav]

Afraid so exelsior, he is know a skint skunk, he says a racoon cheated him out of all of his dosh !

[excelsior-1]

so. that was you in the other bush mrs overall.
i'm still nekkid from the waist down - either no one has noticed, or they are all too polite to tell me of my 'short comings'

[Mamyalynne]

We will be hosting Gamblers Anonymous meeting next, will they need refreshments??

[excelsior-1]

that's my boy .. sorry tony, i should have warned you