Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, Butler and all guests.

Due to the dampness of the weather, please try to leave sopping outer garments, brollies et al in the front vestibule for specialist hiding thereof.

Usual array of comestibles includidng a selection of tapas and flatbreads, also a chorizo bake as a warmer.
Tonight's tailcock is the Ole!- cheering and hopeful with a hint of carnival about it.

For the Rofl:
Half jar of tailcock lemons (BB Sept '07)
7 lime green sholaces
Hank of grey darning wool
Asstd Bodkins (some rusty)
half roll of Izal

[mrs_overall]

Good evening madam.

For the raffle I would like to donate:

A complete collection of The Embalmer magazine
A part used box of nappy sacks
A handmade birthday card "To My Dear Fiend"

Has anyone seen a Burberry mac I had with me last week?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, Matron & guests. For the rofl I can offer -

Approx 25 assorted plant pots
Book entitled "101 Ways To Have Fun in the Sun"
Anemometer stuck on "Eeeeeeeek!"

I shall begin dispensing tailcocks & secreting outerwear immediately...

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, Mrs O - please accept a flagon of Ole! while I check the Lost Property cupboard...

[albaqwerty]

a very good evening milady and matron

In view of the weather I have denuded at the drawbridge


For the riffle I have

one fishnet stocking complete with crocodile
3 deflated tennis balls
one water wing

[tonyav]

Good evening your Ladyship, for tonight's waffle I have:
3 spark plugs ( suitable for a 1957 Austin A35 )
1 slightly used alarm clock ( minus fingers and a heavy dent on the top )
1 slightly soiled demob suit ( circa 1953 ).

[excelsior-1]

good evening ladies, and everyone else who will come.

i've left the raccoon at home this week - he's chatting on facebook with a meercat he fancies.

for the taffle i have brought:-
my model starship enterprise (port nacelle scratched)
a used razor blade
one of my best sherry glasses
a photocopy of my will
and a roof tile.

plus - the buckets i promised i would obtain last week

i hope the orange sweets that were not won will be available again tonight.

[mrs_overall]

Good evening LIK.
While you are in there, please check for a red wool coat from the previous week, and also my missing 34 umbrellas, two pairs of wellies and six pairs of gloves

[tonyav]

mmmmm, red wool coat, saw gness wearing one.

[Mamyalynne]

Are you normally so forgetful MrsO?

[gness]

Good Evening Milady.

For the riffle I have

One sailing ticket to the Isles of Scilly. Unused and out of date.
One brochure for a cottage on the Isles of Scilly. Unused.
Directions to the cottage on the Isles of Scilly. Unused.

I hope someone can use these.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sirs & miss alba - flagons all round - I would very much like to win the Starship Enterprise sir, but I fear that my luck is unlikely to be in...

Mrs O - unlikely, but I'll have a look...

[Mamyalynne]

gness, that is just Scilly!

[mrs_overall]

Am I forgetful? I can't remember

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone.

And thank you all for your most generous raffle prizes.

Mrs O...I think you had better check the Lost Property cupboard yourself for a hoard of that size.

Aside...I don't think she's come here often enough to have lost all that ....

[gness]

You were there Plumber man????!!!

[excelsior-1]

fingers crossed. lie-in.

i'm about to fill a flagon ... can i get you one?

[mrs_overall]

The gloves I lost are in fact all Marigolds...sob

[Jumbo747]

Maybe you should get an elephant, Mrs O.................

Good evening m'lady, one and all

[ladyalex]

I'm not sure why, but I'm not feeling very lucky tonight....must be the weather...