Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[flump1]

I rather think this red paint looks well on the zebra eh ? I do hope nungate likes the new colour scheme....that will teach the handyman to leave tins of paint about . Red and black stripes ummmmmm rather fetching.

[ladyalex]

Black and white and red all over... quick another flagon before I break into another joke.

Tony...I thought we barred the skunk after the incident last week ?

[Lie-in King]

A bucket of tailcock as requested, miss flump. Not too sure about the Humphrey - have you seen Mrs O or miss gness lately?..

Fear not sir, I saw the skunk heading for the game muttering "Better give me a line of credit or they'll regret it..."

[tonyav]

Yes you did ma'am, I had quite forgotten about the 'incident '.

[Lie-in King]

rushes to prevent a joke

M'lady, your flagon. The skunk has been told to remain outside & downwind.

[Mamyalynne]

skint skunk?? I could knit him a coat.

[ladyalex]

Oh no, not a disgruntled skunk....I don't think Mamya could stand another bout of cleaning like last time...and it costs in tomato juice, you know....

[Mamyalynne]

♫ Yes, we have no passata, we have no passata today♫

[ladyalex]

Thank you , LiK. Just in time to deflect the jest.

Mamya, please do not encourage the skunk.

[albaqwerty]

ohmegosh, black, white , red all over and can't turn round in a lift ??

shame oh the shame

[tonyav]

Ma'am, I have found the source of the leak in the upstairs dressing room. The toilet was yet again blocked up, this time I have found it to be blocked up with a prosthetic leg with high heeled shoe still attached ?.

[Lie-in King]

Noooooooooo

Ah, miss alba - a flagon, miss - another on its way...

[gness]

Is there, by any chance, a conger eel in the croc`s gaming room?

[slinky.kate]

heres slinky limping in with a cut foot,wont be staying long but i like the tailcocks they put me out better than sleeping tablets
riffles are
1 daily record minus the crossword
i book of bible verses
1 gobstopper sucked to the colour green(to big for my wee mooth}

[Mamyalynne]

Oh a wounded Kate, have a seat.

[Lie-in King]

A very good evening to you, miss kinky - one flagon of Ole!

A conger eel, miss gness? Perhaps another tailcock is in order...

[ladyalex]

Hello Slinky, lovely to see you and so sorry about your foot.


Mamya...have you been keeping an eye on Uncle Joe, or has he been sneaking that one legged woman in again ?

[albaqwerty]

My dear Kingly , thank you so much. You do know how to look after milady's guests and you do it so majestically. I'm in awe, quite frankly.


I must however, take my leave and thank you all for such a pleasant evening.

(if the riffle numbers are yellow, please give me a nudge)

[Mamyalynne]

Thought she had hopped it?

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening friends. Whence I came is dry but cold and windy. Nearly got blown off Eric. (The Broom).
For the ruffle I offer a metal thimble (slightly tarnished) a spool of invisible thread and a cloth tape measure calibrated in inches.
Ole sounds good unless one harbours fowls with no sense of humour (as opposed to no sense).
Could fancy a fried egg butty.