Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[tonyav]

Thanks very much LIK, LOL.

[Lie-in King]

Miss Jumbo - please accept my sincere apologies for not providing a flagon of Ole! more speedily...

[Mamyalynne]

We may need those extra buckets soon, Excel.

[nungate]

'Knock......knock'

[excelsior-1]

standing by mamya.

[Lie-in King]

Who's there?

[flump1]

who's there ......goes hides behind the sofa

[Mamyalynne]

strange noises, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

[flump1]

Ah tis nungate phew....I thought it might have been a person....Hi nungate

[ladyalex]

Tonight's talk is by someone from the Society for Psychic research.....


Tony...there's a mysterious drip in the upstairs dressing room, would you mind investigating please ?

[albaqwerty]

Nun !!!!! 'ello. grab a pew near the table of combustibles. They are very tasty and the flagons are divine.

[ladyalex]

Hello nungate ...and indeed anyone else I have not yet greeted.

[nungate]

Door opens, creakily, there stand a drenched Zebra.....

Forgive me, your Majesty, I'm rather wary of lions given my species and your natural predatory ways, but my mistress, Nungate said you could be trusted not to chase me. She bid me to convey her apologies but she will be unable to attend this evening's meeting owing to a case of the dreaded lurgy which has rendered her unable to leave her sickbed. She hopes to be well enough to return to the festivities at the next meeting of the MOFC.

[Lie-in King]

Ah! Miss nungate, good evening. I have brought your bucket of Ole! May I enquire as to which species you arrived on tonight?

The croc & his cat have combined two well-known card games & invented a new one called "Happy Old Maid". I am unsure of the rules, but do know that money is changing hands. Or indeed, paws. Or feet. Meh.

[flump1]

LiK a bucket of Ole! if you please....a Humphrey must have been near my flagon...if I am to share with the said beast I would like a bucket. Such was the shock of the knock on the door, I will away to mend my nerves.

[tonyav]

Righto your ladyship, I'll get me tools out of me van.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh the smell of wet Zebra in the evening, send our best wishes and a bucket to your lady Nungate.

[Lie-in King]

Ah-ha! Nice disguise, zebra! I could have sworn you were your mistress for a moment. Please enjoy her bucket, after which I shall escort you to the croc's gaming den where animals of all species can enjoy an evening's fun & frivolity...

[ladyalex]

Please convey our best wishes to nungate and our hopes that the dreaded lurgi to which she has succumbed will soon pass.
If you make your way to the stables,I'm sure you will find some fellow beasts and some beastly refreshments.

[tonyav]

Unfortunately my skunk will not be able to join in with tonight's card game LIK, as he is still a skint skunk.