Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open



Welcome again to all our members, mad and madder, old and older.

The weather continues to be cold, wet and miserable, but a warm and jolly welcome awaits all who enter here. Notice the word 'dry' did not appear in the description of the welcome.


For tonight's raffle I have:


6 ice lolly moulds
2 of those blue thingeys for keeping coolboxes cool
1 tube of sun cream (factor 35)

[Lie-in King]

A generous offer sir, but I am not allowed to partake whilst on duty, not are guests supposed to be helping themselves - allow me...

Miss gness, your flagon

[Mamyalynne]

Does Marigold want them back??

[flump1]

Good evening all, a flagon of Ole! sounds most welcoming. The poncho is draped over the banister at present. For the waffle I have to donate, a kit kat wrapper, some bendy drinking straws and a box of used Readers Digest books, taken from various waiting rooms across the U.K.

[tonyav]

So I was gness, slipped my memory.
LIK any chance of a bucket of Ole please.

[gness]

Mamya. Scilly was not the word I was using at Penzance weighbridge.

[ladyalex]

Hello Jumbo, how lovely to see you .

Did you jet here, or come via a trunk road ? boom boom!

Quick, a flagon of Ole or I may try more jokes.

[Mamyalynne]

Don't forget the buffet too, shame to drink on an empty tum.

[albaqwerty]

oooh I forgot, also for the wiffle I can offer 7 pink buttons. Don't know where I found them tho.


Goodly eveningly Butler, hope all is well with your mane. It's looking as handsome as ever.

[gness]

Thank you LiK. Am I under the settle once more and has it been dusted?

[Lie-in King]

Welcome, miss flump - your Ole!

I shall ensure the safe conduct of the poncho to its customary cranny

[excelsior-1]

let me know when you need the extra buckets - they are still in the boot of my velocilator at the moment

[Mamyalynne]

Oh dear were you over tare??

[ladyalex]

And welcome too to flump.
Your ears are looking particularly pink this week .

[Jumbo747]

Ole. Ole...........and the Mexicans dance on their hats!

For the raphl I offer:

a swimming towel (damp)
half a pair of slippers
an airline boarding pass to Cyprus

[gness]

We are all aware not to shake hands with MrsO? Parting may be difficult.

[Jumbo747]

Thank you for the welcome, LadyA.

I landed on Wednesday last..............from the sunshine!

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - the plumber does enjoy his tailcocks so - are you sure you're getting enough work out of him? Just a thought... Your bucket, sir

Miss gness - Matron is in charge of the cleaning staff, please check with her. I would however advise against settling under the settle as the wildlife use that route to come & go from the croc's den

[blush] Miss alba, thank you - another flagon, miss

[flump1]

Ladyalex, good evening, I have many pink bits other than these ears, It must be because the old nag was really slow tonight letting the chill air rounds mine ears. Once I am warmed through perhaps I could show my other pink bits ? ............toes and nose millady.

[Mamyalynne]

Dusted under, of course tis dusted under ....sigh....mutter

[albaqwerty]

herrrummpphhh you didn't see fit to bring it with you dear jumbo. x

Who is doing the talk tonight on the benefits of the wind-up television milady?