Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


Welcome once again to all members old and older.


Tonight's raffle prizes so far include

One ticket for a talk on St Pancras Statio Past and Present. Unused.  (Kindly donated by gness who cannot be present)

Two tickets for the Gala Magic Show at the Edinburgh Magic Fest (used, but they are magic)

Three bars of imperial leather soap 1967 vintage


Last week's speaker from the Society for Psychic Research was unavoidably detained by an exorcism in Ecclefechan but has promised to try to make it here tonight, if she can get her teeth back in.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, Butler and all assembled staff and guests.

As the weather is still somewhat mixed the buffet table reflects this and as well as all out usual favourites - a warming spicy Lamb ragout as a warmer.

Tonight's tailcock is the Zapp! a sparkly peppy number but not so as to cause too much windy pops.

For the Rofl:

An eye bath
An eye patch (lilac)
A Snellen Chart (doesn't work)
Warning sign (Beware Glass Door ahead!) - also non operative.

So let the chat commence.

[albaqwerty]

Good evening Milady.

I'm sure Lochaber has a lot to answer for.

Very poor offering for the riffle is an atomiser without the squirty/plunger thingy.

[ladyalex]

Hello Mamyalynne.
What marvellous prizes.
Hope I win the eye patch.

May I have a Zapp! please. I could do with a pick-me-up with all this weather.

[albaqwerty]

oh Matron, a Zapp. lovely and may I say the aroma of the lamb ragout is scrumptious.

I'm still wearing my cloak tho. Is the butler having an off-day?

[ladyalex]

Hello alba. Your raffle prize is most acceptable.
I'm sure one of our members will have exactly the right squirty thing to fit it.

[Mamyalynne]

Zapps all round till help arrives.

[petal54]

I hope a pleasant day's been had by all.
I donate my ever so slightly dented Fiat to the rifle, also an old blanket & a started packet of love hearts,still in date,just

[tonyav]

Good evening your maamship, for the riffle I have
one used and slightly knackered water pump ( suitable for a 1958 Vauxhall Cresta ).
One used plain White mug ( only slightly chipped and minus it's handle ).
One copy of Hot car magazine ( March 1977 ).
Also my skunk is no longer skint ( he won £200 on a national lottery scratch card on Wednesday evening ).

[ladyalex]

Welcome petal.
Are you sure about the car, dear ?
Have you had all your meds today ?

[petal54]

I,also,could do with an I patch,as have a black eye,fell out of bed & had a fight with bedside cabinet,wasn't drunk,for a change

[ladyalex]

Hello tony.
Please keep that animal under control tonight.
Or we may have to take measures.

[petal54]

I have gotten a new Kia,arrived yesterday

[ladyalex]

Poor you , petal.
We'll just have to wait and see who is lucky in the raffle ...

[ladyalex]

Kia-Ora!

[albaqwerty]

I likes Fiats. My first one was a 127 special and decided to big-end blow on the motorway.

Good evening Tony and Petal

[albaqwerty]

ouch, petal, a libation would have softened the blow.

[Mamyalynne]

Maybe petal should win the warning sign.

[maggiebee]

Greetings Milady. A Zapp, a Zapp, my kingdom for a Zapp. So good to rest the old plates after a hard day's yomping. My offerings tonight are:
2011 diary (unused)
1 Pkt kirby grips

Oh, the aroma of lamb - lead me to the buffet.

[tonyav]

Will do your maamship.
Your matronship could I possibly sample a bucket of that fine tailcock Zapp please.
Also your matronship could i please make a request for your very fine good night thread later. Funk Brothers, Love Is Like An Itching In My Heart. TIA.

[petal54]

eye could do with a wodce spritzer to help clear the funny colour round my little ol' eyeball,stars've now gone