Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.

Tonight's prizes so far include:


two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah

[flump1]

Sorry LiK I was sure my pucey coloured ticket won the flop flips. h owever I shall celebrate you winning them instead of me. I already have an identical pair at home.....won them here a while ago ....

[ladyalex]

Good night sibton. Safe journey.

[Lie-in King]

Good night, miss sibton - safe journey :-)

Hmm, wonder how she managed to bypass the security field in the coat cranny

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm afraid I have to go now...have to collect lordalex and Uncle Joe from the public house where they are carousing tonight.
See you all again next week, if we're spared :-))

[nungate]

Another bucket? Most kind your Maj, but really unnecessary I truly do not need to drown my sorrows - you have to be made of "sterner stuff" to live in Nungate Towers ..

[flump1]

Fishermans friend will be welcome....thank you all very much for a lovely evening. I am full of Eeeeeeeeeeeeee and will probably weeeeeeeeee all the way home. Till next week take good care xx

[Lie-in King]

Good night, m'lady & thank you for your horse-brutality :-)

[Lie-in King]

I can't twist your arm, miss nungate?

Good night, miss flump - your shawl. Safe journey & be well :-)

[nungate]

Twisting implies pain, your Maj - how about "tickle?"
You may "tickle" away

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I say, you nip out to bake and now look.

[Mamyalynne]

The Butler has I presume gone to do security checks, I may try an Eeeeeeeeeee

[maggiebee]

Your hospitality has been outstanding as per usual. I shall now wend my way home. Wish me luck as you wave me goooooooooddddddbbbbbyyyyyyeeeeee. Hic

[Mamyalynne]

Night Maggie

[Flyhalf]

Good night - in both senses.
If only I were in mine, that Eeeeeeeeee stuff is wicked. I shall reel, or strathspey, home now. No mention of Gay Gordon's, please.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Big Jack xxx

[DTCwordfan]

Mamya knows best

Mamya's wind blew fierce and the waves rode high
And the seadogg fisherman cursed this day
Cause' he had to haul his Lady J lobster pots
It had always been this Corrnish way

So he called his Plumber, his faithful friend
Old Tony was his name
He had sailed so often with this man
Tony thought he was wise to this fishing game

But today Tony looked fearfully out
To a sloopy sea that roared and crashed
And if the seadogg thought this plumber would go
Then his hopes were quickly dashed

Old Tony, he simply knew the gness score
Had his master lost his mind?
To put out in a boat in these flumpy gale force winds
Was polar suicide of a different kind

But Seadogg sensed young Tony's fear
And he pulled him by the Lady A collar
This plumber it would accompany him
He could howl and to A&E it could holler

"Stop howling Plumber," the seadogg cried
"Or by God I'll have your jumbo hide"
But Tony leapt out and swam for shore
He would not go on this bigjack ambulance ride

So young Tony struggled to the beach
As the boat turned upside down
And he looked out to the sinking boat
Cause' he knew Seadogg was wearing Lady A's gown

But Tony had tried to warn this seadogg man
Of its fear that they may go under
As the sunnydave rays of lightning filled the Alba sky
Amidst the roar of protest, LieInKings mighty thunder

So if your Plumber starts playing you up
Look to why its putting on this maggiebee show
Cause' although he cannot speak to you as he's drunk
Be-tenrec and heck, he may know something you don't know

[Mamyalynne]

As good as the heck of the resperus, sniff - naaar brought a tear to my eye.

[Psybbo]

Peeps in window. mamy is a wreck! The croc is aghast hic

[DaisyNonna]

Don't even think about it nungate. Just want to look.

[Mamyalynne]

Sibbers!! meh