Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to all Mad Over Fifties. The portals of Nungate Towers are now open and an evening of frivolity awaits all who dare enter.
Tonight's tailcock will be another of Igor's "creations" (he's becoming quite the mixologist!) he's calling it the "Iron Maiden" and has dedicated it to his "secret" crush the Towers' Laundrymaid! It is another of his potent brews and should be imbibed with a degree of caution! Tonight's hot plate special is a lovely Roast beef with all the usual trimmings, and as always there are volly vonts and canapes galore. On the pudding trolley tonight we have a rhubarb crumble with lashings of custard or cream. The Minstrels are already in the gallery warming up to give us the usual selection of Madrigals and toccattas and later on, in a more Romantic mood they are planning their very own renditions of the greatest hits of Barry Manilow (well it was Valentines day recently) So, if you're over fifty (or not we make allowances) why not join us and come frivol in Nungate Towers? The hot tub is fired up, the bar is well stocked. The bungee is taut and wating for the first vic.....volunteer of the evening. There is dancing in the Great Hall and of course the rofl later on.............

[Mammar]

Could someone pass me the nearest chocolatey item please? I've been deprived for the last 3 weeks. They don't make chocolate soup apparently

[queenofmean]

Evening psybbo, would you mind doing it I'm shattered from work today, you may need to do it next weekend also as I shall not be in residence I'm affraid

[nungate]

I have just the thing for you Mammar, there's a chocolate fountain in the small dining room, down to the vestibule and second door on the right....


Minty, are you alright? You're not supposed to bungee after all those Iron Maidens, you have to let the settle first...

[Mammar]

D'you know. . That Minty gets more daring each week. She's already on the top level of the bungee and flings herself off with such gay abandon, it's a joy to watch

[DTCwordfan]

minty is moving the settle around? My, what strength.....

[nungate]

That Minty is a veritable Force of Nature!

[Mammar]

Dear Nungate - always thinking of her guests. I shall just get my swimming cossie on then I'm in that chocolate fountain as fast as you can say "no, Mammar! It's not bigggg . . . . . "

[DaisyNonna]

A golf club wench please.

[Mammar]

........ Enough!"

[nungate]

double ouch!!

[Psybbo]

Queenie, no problem, are you ok?

[tonyav]

Oh gawd she's gonna jump.

[murraymints]

Belle. Belle bring me old sparkly....can't get out the moat..lost my new one... Igor bring that old fishing net from Queenie room and another maiden while you're at it ...I'm going up again.....hic....oh .listen....her name was Lola...she was a showgirl....they're playing my song nun !...who shot who..at the copa Copacabana.....

[queenofmean]

Yeah I'm fine Psybbo just tired its been one of those weeks, new stock coming in at work and stuff just really tiring, you forget quickly how much you do when its this time of the year.

[DaisyNonna]

Did we frighten Beattie? That is so sad. Please come join us, we will try to be good. (Well, some of us will)

[Mammar]

Tone. . . Can't you control your woman? I don't think they even do the can-can at the Copacabana, do hey?

[nungate]

Sacre green! She's lost her pink sparkly! Don't look........

[nungate]

I think we may have scared Beattie Daisy, we should have told her she could sit nice and quiet in the snug and listen to the music from there, I could have arrange a supper tray for her as well..........