Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

I'm having a very frustrating time with my computer this evening and all the delights of this evening's meeting has been lost by my computer so, in order to get this meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club underway I'm taking a short cut.
The Tailcock: Summer Rain
Hot Plate Special: Spicy Spanish Chicken with patatas bravas and allioli
The Pudding Trolley: Crema Catalana (Spanish version of creme caramel)
The Minstrels will be playing Madrigals and Fugues in the gallery and later on they have threatened to give us their take on the Greatest hits of Jon Bon Jovi
As always the hot tub bubbles, the bungee is nice and bouncy, the moat is still full of piranhas, (the bungee has been moved to it no longer bounces into the moat - elf and safety) the grounds of the Towers are open to all members of MOFC, as are the rowing boats on the lake, the games room is available to all as is the swimming pool in the basements.
Since we didn't hold the rofl last week, all prizes have been "rolled" over for tonight's draw.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Think I might go for a swim. Have you got a spare towel? Did not think to bring one with me.

[nungate]

Daisy, that's quite alright, there are towels a'plenty in the changing rooms, there is also a selection of swimwear if you need a suit and so forth

[Mammar]

Because it's you, Minty, you can have some.
(As you know, I'm a bit like Joey from 'Friends' - I can share food but rarely chocolate)
I do have a minty version in me cupboard under the stairs with me plaque on the door. However, I think you'll find the ’dipping' gives the Aero a certain ’je ne sais quoi'

[DaisyNonna]

Many thanks nungate. Seeyou in a few minutes.

[Mammar]

May I join you, Daisy? Although in my case it's more of a 'float' than a 'swim'.
Now, in the old days . . .

[murraymints]

Mammar...that's delish !...sook sook ....slurp......the band !....oh oh we're half way there...oh oh...slurp..livin on a prayer....I'm going over for a boogie !...bite of this volly first....where's the aero....dip dip ...sook...slurp..take my hand...la la la !

[DTCwordfan]

a bucket of the summer rain, please, Igor, our good shiny chains and padlock man.....

[Mammar]

(Nungate, quick, what's Plan B? I think we're gonna need it)

[DaisyNonna]

Be delighted to have a companion Mammar. Floating is so relaxing.

[Mammar]

Oh, well done, DT. Keep drinking the Tailcock then there'll be less for Minty.
Could I have another one, please, Igor? Me Kit Kat's gone a bit dry.

[Mammar]

I'm coming, Daisy. Just bringing my Tailcock with me

[murraymints]

Bands good tonight nun....slurp...hic...lurrrve that bin Jon jovi whatsisname..hic...slurp...Got tickets for me an tone to see them soon ....Tone where ya got to ?.....need a bit more savlon on me bits !....hic....

[queenofmean]

is Excel coming I was hoping he would join me in the hottub, if he isn't about I shall be in the cinema room :)

[DTCwordfan]

I must say that I haven't seen the Excel for a while.....

the bucket si vous plait, Igor....

[Igor61]

Plan B is now in effect Madame.

Madame Mammar, your tailcock ...

I put extra effort into the the polishing of me chains this week DT Sir, are the spats too much?

[DaisyNonna]

Queenie, come for a swim (or float). Clears the mind ana afterwards you feel virtuous enough to have another drink! Don't go and sit in the dark.

[murraymints]

Ah ...found it..hic...what's the lackey band doing here ?.....slurp.....

[Igor61]

I nearly forgot your tailcock DT Sir

[queenofmean]

He's been about DT - he was taking the mick earlier in a joke thread - was quite funny actually!

I might Daisy need to get into my green dotty cozzie though :)

[nearlydone]

I'm sorry to interrupt your wild evening as I'm having a huge bash of my own but could someone tell me before I leave these shores, what and where is the lie-in king?