Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

I'm having a very frustrating time with my computer this evening and all the delights of this evening's meeting has been lost by my computer so, in order to get this meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club underway I'm taking a short cut.
The Tailcock: Summer Rain
Hot Plate Special: Spicy Spanish Chicken with patatas bravas and allioli
The Pudding Trolley: Crema Catalana (Spanish version of creme caramel)
The Minstrels will be playing Madrigals and Fugues in the gallery and later on they have threatened to give us their take on the Greatest hits of Jon Bon Jovi
As always the hot tub bubbles, the bungee is nice and bouncy, the moat is still full of piranhas, (the bungee has been moved to it no longer bounces into the moat - elf and safety) the grounds of the Towers are open to all members of MOFC, as are the rowing boats on the lake, the games room is available to all as is the swimming pool in the basements.
Since we didn't hold the rofl last week, all prizes have been "rolled" over for tonight's draw.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[DTCwordfan]

Thank you my good Igor......slurps half a bucket.....

[murraymints]

You give lurve a ..hic...bad name....slurp...oh it's quite high here Igor...yoohoo can you see me ?....pike with tuck.....wheeeee......

[nungate]

Ah, Lie-in-King retired from his duties at the castle of Lady Alex some time ago. Mamyalynne decided to withdraw from her duties at the castle owing to family committments so LiK decided to hang up the frog for the last time and Lady Alex thought it time to draw MoFC to a close as well .. unless .. and it was suggested by Queenofmean that I could take up hostessing duties here at Nungate Towers and I've been doing that in order that MoFC could continue
So I bid you welcome to Nungate Towers come in and enjoy the facitlities

[tonyav]

Right, back now, minty I've found the Savlon, brace your self woman !.

Igor another bucket for me if you please.
Blimey DT's getting through a few !.

[DaisyNonna]

Green dotty? Sounds like fun. Any significance?
Hands touching above head, fingers pointed, knees together, toes ready to point. Jump and throw myself forward!
Splutter. Forgot to close my mouth.

[Igor61]

oh dear I hope I've put enough mattresses down

[murraymints]

Ouch ouch ouch....oh me bones ..hic....lackey band snapped....where's the sparkly...?....belle belle need the gown..hic...

[DTCwordfan]

The piranhas like their new bedding, Igor, or is that the fart-frogs?

[Mammar]

D'you know, Daisy, if it wasn't for the splutter I'd've given you a 9.85 for that dive

[Igor61]

There are no frogs DT Sir, the piranhas have eaten them!

[tonyav]

Igor, a bath sheet for miss minty if you please again ! she's done it again.
Gawd knows where I'm gonna keep getting her new sparklies from.

[murraymints]

Thanks belle...think I'll go lie down in the boudoir for a while ...hic...

[DTCwordfan]

Thongs for a Song sell them I believe.

[tonyav]

Right, thanks DT, do you know their email addy ?.

[murraymints]

Oh noooooo...it's hic them doctor dodahs ....they're looking for me.....I'm not going back there .....hic...that hossie...it's horrible.....I'll get oot this back way....tell tone I'll be in the barn belle...I'll hide behind the ..hic...hooch still...they won't find me there !...just take the buckie to ..hic..slurp...keep me warm....see you next week belle....tell nun and Queenie ..Thanks .......hic.....

[DaisyNonna]

Thanks Mammar. Now it is your turn.
Isn't it wonderful to float and pretend one is weightless?
Queenie, that cossie really suits you.

[Igor61]

Do not worry yourself Sir Tony, Belle has everything under control. She's very capable, she'll take good care of Miss MInty for you - Would you care to visit the goats in the meantime? They are very happy here, they have the woolly assasins and the llamas for company and they all seem to be doing well, mind you the alpacas are somewhat aloof from it all

[queenofmean]

Oh Tony...Tonnnnyyy....TTTTTOOOOOOONNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY!

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, she's done a runner again.

Yes thanks Igor, I think I will go and pay the goats a visit, so glad that they have made friends with the others. yes those Alpaca's can be very toffee nosed.

[queenofmean]

Thank you Daisy....:) I love it with its wee ruched bits