Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)
Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening
I've made two quilts Lady J and I did all of the work on my late mother in law's ancient treadle sewing machine! If I'd hand stitched them I'd still be quilting!
It's an addiction. Need to go to the library, cannot walk past Oxfam without checking the books. Download to my Kindle, pre-order new real book releases.
They could go in the Technical section I suppose. You are aware that we do have a library here at the Towers? Leather bound tomes, and all the latest magazines and periodicals, we even get Cow Puncher's Monthly!
Oh don't Daisy, I pre order books dor my kindle and then forget that I have done it! I suspect you'd love our local Oxfam shop, they have a huge selection of books! They seem to specialise in books
Anything by Queen. Reminds me of a mad dash from here to Bournemouth driven by my son in his sports car when my daughter had her first baby 2 months early.
Car open top, Queen blasting out. (Speed limit MAY have been broken)