Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)

Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening

carriages at midnight.

[lady-janine]

not that i am aware of DTC but the natives mostly have six fingers to each hand and eight toes to each foot (ones that i'cve seen anyway). they also share the same five brain cells the way they manage to misunderstand or misinterpret what is said to them. just pass them around from one to another. either that or they make it up to suit themselves as they go along.

[nungate]

Nope. I did write that. After all Lady J said couldn't manage to come, I was playing along it was intentional.
meanwhile,
Queenie is doing a marvellous impression of od dying fly as she thinks her mum has flipped and I'd boobed! I told her she might well prove to be my only boob!!! ;-)

[lady-janine]

yes, sibs that is what she said. i know when i'm wlecome.

[queenofmean]

Yes I was a wee bitty off colour yesterday and had a wee funny turn last night. I am a lot better today though had a nice wee explore at the a fair with Nun earlier and just had a nice wee bite of lunch and we chilled out with Dr Who and Star wars so feeling a bit better - thank you :) x

[lady-janine]

hi nungate not only mono-browed but also mono-boobed.

[tonyav]

Queenie is doing a marvellous impression of od dying fly as she thinks her mum has flipped and I'd boobed! I told her she might well prove to be my only boob!!! ;-)


Oh dear, lol.

[DTCwordfan]

Sounds like St Just or Sennen - they twinned with the Lizard apparently, thinking it was a village in Provence.

[lady-janine]

i'm glad to hear that queenie. what fair was this? christmas fair or fun-fair?

[nungate]

Everyone is welcome here, (there are a few exceptions though none of them have ever been on AB)
Unlike some members of my family, you seem to "get" my meanings, thank you

Good night DT sweet dreams

[lady-janine]

slough of despair comes to mind.

[lady-janine]

what's a wee funny turn please?

[lady-janine]

are you going DTC? was it something i said?

[queenofmean]

the best bit mum.....I was an expensive boob! Easy revenge muuuuhhahahahhahahahhaha

It was the Martinmas Fair Lady J - got myself some new books and some embroidered Facecloths and I won something in the Tombola ;)

[Psybbo]

Queenie, I'm glad you're feeling better, I must pick your brains sometime about something, if you don't mind. I'm off to bed now, having given up on our broadband, soo slow, DTC is your chariot available?

[nungate]

It was a Martinmas Fair at one of the Churches here where we live. Picture this, both of us stitch and have been known to make cards and what do we buy? Other people's needlework and some Christmas cards! Queenie had a good go at clearing the book stall

[Spoonboy]

Hello everyone. I'm not stopping. I just thought I'd call in and give you all a spoony dip.

[nungate]

Sibs do you know how to contact Queenie? We could give you her throwaway or else ask DT or Tony or Daisy they know where to get a hold of her

[queenofmean]

Well I said to Nun I wasn't feeling well so legged it to the little girls room where I ended up sitting down on the loo with that feeling that I was going to pass out, felt like a pressure coming down on top of me shallow breathing and going all hot/cold and clammy and all I could hear was whistling - I don't know if it was connected to low BP, that time or if it was something leading up to my sugars dropping a wee while later. I was terribly shaky and cold after, just glad it didn't last long

[Psybbo]

Thanks nungate, I'll do that xx

[lady-janine]

oh i do wish we lived nearer to one another or that opostage was cheaper. i have a wee mountain of books and would willing pass them on or swap for something else to read.

i also make cards and have masses of paper and bits and pieces. we could swap on these things too.