Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to Nungate Towers and the meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight our Tailcock will be the "Nippy Sweetie" an inspiring little brew guaranteed to warm the cockles on this nippy evening. The Towers kitchens have been busy and have rustled up a fine selection of volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers. Our Hot Plate Special tonight is a Steak and mushroom pie so full to the brim with deliciousness that the gravy has to be served separately as there isn't mushroom left for it! All served with veggies from the Towers estate. On the pudding trolley we have toffee apple sponge pudding with custard or whipped cream.
The Minstrels are back in the Gallery warming up, later we shall be regaled with their usual madrigals and fugues, and later on they have threatened to give us their interpretation of the greatest hits of Kiss! oh dear
Meanwhile down in the Ballroom, we have Bert Gonzalez and his band of Loco Banditos with their crazy Latin rhythms for some energetic salsa and samba music for members who wish to give their maracas a good old shake!
As always, the hot tub will be bubbling away on the north Tower, (mini bar has been restocked) The bungee is all set for a good old bounce! The indoor pool has been warmed up (cossies are available) Sir Cumference has returned to his dungeon so please try not to make too much noise to disturb him.
For the rofl tonight I have to offer
Broken lute strings (a donation from the Minstrels)
Tin of armour polish
used corn plaster (thank you Nanny)

Lost and Found
A set of fangs were found in one of the guest suites. Would the owner like to collect them from Belle (if she is not in the vestibule, she can be found in the Ladies Retiring room)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals this evening

carriages at midnight.

[tonyav]

Another bucket for me please, Igor Tony looks sheepishly at Psybbo.

[DTCwordfan]

Now if you want madness, apparently Kirkby Lonsdale has been the setting for the new version of Jamaica Inn - not sure whether it is pretending to be Padstow, Wadebridge or some other Cornish town full of six fingered loons.

[DaisyNonna]

Malkin did remind Teddy that the name could be thought to be derived from a lady's undergarment.

[nungate]

new version of Jamaica Inn? Really? I only remember the ancient one with Maureen O'Hara and Charles Laughton

[nungate]

That's why they were sniggering!!

[tonyav]

Wheres Kirkby Lonsdale, DT ?.

[DTCwordfan]

being filmed at the moment.....

[DaisyNonna]

Not aware that aquatic diving birds have fingers.

[tonyav]

Do you know who's in it, DT ?.

[DTCwordfan]

nope Tone, would have to phone my sis - she took a bunch of kids onto the set.....

[lady-janine]

sorry i could not attend this evening. do hope you all had a wonderful and jolly time. xx

[tonyav]

Ok DT, bet the kids loved it.

[lady-janine]

DTC must be mullion

[tonyav]

Hi lj, hows things with you ?.

[queenofmean]

hi lady J :)

[nungate]

Lady J, so glad you couldn't manage to come. Would you like a bucket of Nippy Sweetie?

[Psybbo]

Nungate, is my machine playing up even more than I though, did you say 'so glad you couldn't come'?
Hi lady j

[DTCwordfan]

Have they been shooting down there too, Lady J?

[lady-janine]

i'd love a bucket of nippy sweetie. it sounds as though it would do me a power of good.

hi queenie. how are you. remember reading at some point that you were not feeling too good. hope you are better now.

[DTCwordfan]

hi queenie.....

off to the sack soon.....so sweet xxxs to the gals.....need a lift, Sibs? The Bentley Conthirstable is waiting.