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stewey | 17:50 Sat 31st Mar 2007 | Body & Soul
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In the event of hostilities breaking out on this site tonight even though an actual State of War will not be declared, I have for hire, at reasonable rates, numerous items which I have salvaged from previous skirmishes. Some items may be slightly discoloured and/or dented. Please peruse the list and order at the appropriate time.

tin helmets
nissan huts
fox holes
cotton wool
shovels
wellingtons
heavy dictionaries
AB negative blood
bottles of rum
semi-automatic zappers
camouflaged key-boards
MOD issued "user-names"

If there is anything that you require that is not on the list please do not hesitate to place a special order
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Perhaps some reinforced heels and a nice little black strapless dress?
If you could be so kind?
Hi stewey can i order some popcorn and put me down for a front row seat cheers love megan PS what time do you think the performance will start
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Opera, I just happen to have for you a special pair of glasses to go with your first name: they will afford you an excellent view.
Megan, I'll probably be at the "Atria Bar & Grill" when hostilities break out. So when I return and start delivering orders, I will wear a cerulean uniform plastered with red-crosses whilst I scurry around the battle-field.
i will have a bottle of baileys please and some dark choc . i will be sitting in front row with megan and would any one else wish to join us feel fee . :0 hope i dont get to see any blood dont like sight of blood
Perhaps some southern comfort and lemonade?
Some canapes?
Are you trying to kill us all !!!!

If you give AB neg blood willy-nilly you'll kill 98% of ABers.

I've got my own Bud and Blood and I'll be at the back with loads of aliases on hot standby :)

Anyone care for a southern comfort and lemonade?
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I do wish that you lot would cut down on the drinking before hostilities even begin.. We don't want a lot of bloody drunks turning into soldiers and then getting all bloodied on the field of battle!!
Why not ? That's what normally happens. It seems to me that you are trying to start a FIGHT.

(lol)
Im a lover not a fighter ;-)
Hi stewey i will look out for you at the bar&grill and i would love some of sleepj bailey's & choc's washed down with some of opera's southern comfort & lemonade well there's one thing for suer if i get piked on i will be to pie-eyed to notice lol love megan
Megan i suspect you have been at the mini bar already.
Or have you brought a hip flask with you ,discretely hidden on your person perhaps?
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Rememba, we shall fight on the bleachers, we shall fight in the hedgehogs, and we shall fight in the sheets...........we shall neva remember!!



(Sorry, Winston. But thanks for the inspiration)
Hi opera yes i have a small hip flask full of rum tucked in my garter only for medicinal purposes lol love megan
Small hipflask or small garter?
Small garter
Ahem.
Maybe during the interval you would like to show me your garter and the contents of it.
Not the hipflask may i say upfront ;-)
Naughty Naughty lol
Ahem.
Me naughty?
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