In the event of hostilities breaking out on this site tonight even though an actual State of War will not be declared, I have for hire, at reasonable rates, numerous items which I have salvaged from previous skirmishes. Some items may be slightly discoloured and/or dented. Please peruse the list and order at the appropriate time.
tin helmets nissan huts fox holes cotton wool shovels wellingtons heavy dictionaries AB negative blood bottles of rum semi-automatic zappers camouflaged key-boards MOD issued "user-names"
If there is anything that you require that is not on the list please do not hesitate to place a special order
Opera, I just happen to have for you a special pair of glasses to go with your first name: they will afford you an excellent view.
Megan, I'll probably be at the "Atria Bar & Grill" when hostilities break out. So when I return and start delivering orders, I will wear a cerulean uniform plastered with red-crosses whilst I scurry around the battle-field.
i will have a bottle of baileys please and some dark choc . i will be sitting in front row with megan and would any one else wish to join us feel fee . :0 hope i dont get to see any blood dont like sight of blood
I do wish that you lot would cut down on the drinking before hostilities even begin.. We don't want a lot of bloody drunks turning into soldiers and then getting all bloodied on the field of battle!!
Hi stewey i will look out for you at the bar&grill and i would love some of sleepj bailey's & choc's washed down with some of opera's southern comfort & lemonade well there's one thing for suer if i get piked on i will be to pie-eyed to notice lol love megan