Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[ladyalex]

craft...get out there and get our chips. Some of us are starving in here, Going faint for lack of gherkins...

[Queenie.x]

Tell this young man to take the handcuffs off. I wasn't doing anything. Just going home to turn the chip pan off. I can't help it if uniforms do strange things to me.

[SLINKYKATE]

yep' i've got angelsswop you for some fairy ones,the two differant sizes,have you got any holy ones

[ladyalex]

OOH , your graciousness, has the policeman not recognised you ?
They're all too young now, you see.
Make him bring you inside and we'll all identify you by curtseying deeply.

[SLINKYKATE]

RAFFLE RAFFLE,come and raffle your donut,

[craft1948]

right I've got around the black maria....sorry about the hole in the hedge......chips away!!!

[Mctavish]

The chips will be cold 'cos craft is hob-nobbing with CB

[ladyalex]

Hurrah!
Craft, you are a star.
Chips up everybody.
We'll pull the raffle after the chips

[craft1948]

well I've got some whip lash from the hedge and no they're not cold but I've put them on your slate at the chippy ladyalex...he said you were good for 'em......quite fit looking chap actually...

[grasscarp]

Better late than never. I have bought a big jar of gherkins with me.

[ladyalex]

It won't only the hedge giving you whip lash,craft....

[Mamyalynne]

queenie not messing with the truncheons were you

[Queenie.x]

Let me out of this van. Help... HELP. Oh I don't know. Do you come here often young man. You're taking me where? Oh there are lots more men in uniform there?

See you next week girls.

[craft1948]

ladyalex....quite takes me back to my schooldays that does..

[Mctavish]

Hurry up with the raffle I want to know what I've won

[ladyalex]

Better late than never, grasscarp and thank you for the raffle prize.
We're just about to draw it.
Does everyone have their tickets ? All committee members have extra books, and of course extra chances...darn, didn't mean to say that out loud..

[ladyalex]

gulp....

[Mctavish]

That sounds as though you have seen off one of the prizes.

[smouse]

hope it isnt a fix like last weeks tombola I had all 5s and 0s and didnt win a sausage and bet this week I get the gherkin

[craft1948]

so ladyalex....exactly who is on the committee?