Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[ladyalex]

I think you've missed the boat, mamy...I'll share my gherkin with you....as long as I can join you in a spicy sausage next week

[Mamyalynne]

naughty katy it was you made the floor slippy i took a tumble and they locked me uo even tho i said it was concussion you know inever misbehave

[ladyalex]

My goodness..we nearly forgot the raffle.
Who has the prizes tonight ?
Has everyone got tickets ?

[craft1948]

right.....I've got me coat....fish and chips 5 times...an onion...gravy...mushy peas...a fritter....a gherkin...a pickled egg...and some tizer.....

[Diane1954]

please can i have scraps with my fish and chips but No gravy

[ladyalex]

And see if you can get a donation for the raffle,

[craft1948]

and scraps (through gritted teeth).....

[Mamyalynne]

you know me never stingy with me sausage share and share alike i say

[craft1948]

I can't get the car out.....there's a Black Maria parked outside blocking the drive.....

[ladyalex]

I don't want any scraps that craft has already chewed up for me..I think the scraps-orderers should re-consider....

[SLINKYKATE]

i wanna win the slippers with the velcro at the front,good for my swollen ankles

[Mamyalynne]

i asked fer scraps ages ago

[Mamyalynne]

Black maria yipee they are here hope they don`t want supper

[Queenie.x]

There's something I should have done... now what was it. Who mentioned chips? Chips... that was it! I've left the chip pan on. Back in a minute.

[Mctavish]

Ask him to give you a lift craft

[Mamyalynne]

hope the rafflesd not a fix cos last week all tickets were number pink

[ladyalex]

We'll get you out, craft. This is a chip emergency.
Mamy, create a dviersion , wave your knickers at the Black Maria or something...

[SLINKYKATE]

are we swapping scraps? you can swop with me mama,wheres your book of scraps.

[ladyalex]

Do you have any baby angel ones, Slinky ?
I'd be willing to swap some blue baby angels for some pink baby angels

[craft1948]

ooh I used to love my scrap book....I'm sure my sister used to nick mine...the angels were the best