Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[ladyalex]

That's it, mamy. Just keep on dialing 777.....

[Mctavish]

Sorry Craft - I thought it was smouse doing the chippy run - so will address the IOU to U.

[ladyalex]

Have you got a live one, Queenie ?
Bring him round so we can all see him. Do you want some chips ? Craft is going for them...and paying.

[Mamyalynne]

queenie have you seen tho the boys on the other side are having a party and theyve left their crates in the yard to cool if you gave me a leg up they have rose wine ciser and gin wahay

[Mctavish]

Queenie.x you lucky old toff.

[smouse]

I'm not going for the chips I'm not dressed not as that seems to matter
I'd like a fritter
no need to salt mine I brought a salt sachet home from tesco cafe today - well times are hard

[craft1948]

fish& chips 5 times, an onion, gravy, mushy peas.and....

[craft1948]

...a fritter

[Queenie.x]

Afraid he ran off with a girl from Bangkok. Well he told me she was a girl. Now I'm just very friendly with the local butcher. He slips me some extra meat now and again!

[ladyalex]

OOOH I hadn't realised...you're THAT queenie. Welcome, you graciousness, to our humble club.
God save you.

[Mamyalynne]

likes her fritters does smouse

[ladyalex]

Can I have a gherkin, please , craft ?

[Mamyalynne]

queenie poohs whats the going rate for pork chops get me a couple undert counter pls

[craft1948]

right I'm off.....suppose I'm still paying then...

[craft1948]

and a GHERKIN!!

[Queenie.x]

I'll bring him next week. He does a lovely spicy sausage. Now where's that rum gone?

[Mamyalynne]

pickled egg pickled egg pickled egg egg egg

[smouse]

but no salt for me and a bottle of tizer if they still have it
need a bit of fizz

[SLINKYKATE]

BANG BANG BANG,outta ma way or i'll run you over ,what times the raffle,and i cant stay to long tonight,i have my tena with me,i was soaked last week.

[Mamyalynne]

dont go yet craft see if theyve any scraps even with nay teeth i can give em a nasty suck