Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[puzzled54]

Suggest nudist beach in the dark

[grasscarp]

do they fit over tena lady thingies?

[caththecrazy]

bensmum you can wear any uniform you like

Mamyalynne I'm disappointed that you have mislaid Quentin - I'm sure it was a mistake too after all you only had 2 bottles of wine and that man you ran over only lost one leg

[ladyalex]

They don't sound as if they would wear very well either.....

Can I have some raffle tickets please ?
And where is that tea?

[bensmum]

You can get thong shaped Tenas grasscarp. I knit them so they cover them (they cover very little else mind)

[Mamyalynne]

we could put carrier bags over thongs and can we have a camp fire you know i love fire

9 9 9

[ladyalex]

Are we getting a nice uniform now ?

Can I have a hat to go with mine ?

I like a nice hat. Keeps your ears warm

[ladyalex]

Will the beach have groynes ?
I like a groyne on a beach.

[bensmum]

Oooh yes - can I have a red hat?

[Mamyalynne]

the teas had your bloomers in it ladyalex i will still to the alcfrol

[SLINKYKATE]

helllo

[bensmum]

Sorry, wetting myself laughing at groynes now ladyalex

[ailie]

Girlz, are you all in the same care home & are there any places?......you're all so happy, barking but in a happy place

[grasscarp]

what the f is a groyne....

[grasscarp]

you have to laugh a lot when you are over fifty. it hides the wrinkles. I am out of the care home for a few hours... till they miss me.

[Mamyalynne]

did someone just ask for matrons address dont tell em pike

[grasscarp]

No they wanted matron's dress.

[Mamyalynne]

http://cgz.e2bn.net/e2bn/leas/c99/schools/cgz/ accounts/staff/rchambers/GeoBytes/AS%20A2/A2/O n-line%20Resources/Overstrand%20Photographs/Gr oyne.jpg clever this tinternett

[Mamyalynne]

matrons dress is in my wardrobe and all the other uniforms oooh maybe quentins in their too not be long

[ladyalex]

Are you matron now, mamy ? I hope so.. Never liked the last one. Don't think she liked rugby boys or firemen.
In fact I think she sent for the police ladies once....in a galaxy far far away.