Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[Mamyalynne]

mustard on yer bap milady?

[Mamyalynne]

baps not chips


miss meg do you qualify ??

[ladyalex]

miss meg
Are you mad and over fifty ?
We have been known to bend the rules if you can prove yourself to be mad enough.
Usually volunteering to join is the clincher.
Sorry to hear about your fall, by the way. Are you feeling better yet ?

[ladyalex]

Yes to the mustard, Matron Mamy
Do you have any gherkins ?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh if you fall over you are miss meg you are club member

number turquoise

[ladyalex]

Turquoise ???
It's always pink !!!

[Mamyalynne]

no gherkas but theres a cucmber under matrons bed and i think i will need clean bedding too (ehat a ****** type her was )

[caththecrazy]

Ohh yes please Alex I can dip my chips in it...

I think your invisible hairnet could be on the moose's head on the wall.

I'm sure you can join miss meg - would you like an orange hairnet ? some horlicks ? chips? and most important of all do you like men in uniform?

Jan your hot pants were hanging on the door handle but one of the rugby players is trying to put them on

[Meg]

ladyalex, well past 50 and more than a bit potty.

[Mamyalynne]

keep up pink are draw tickets even when blue turquoise is membership number

[SLINKYKATE]

i got lost on the way,met the ed and he tried to ban me,but my son seen to him,what have i missed,i need a stiff sherry,make it a double

[ladyalex]

Put them on what ?
The jam is on its way, cath. Watch out for big lumps of rhubarb.

I wonder why stereo was asterisked out ?????

Turquoise ????

[Mamyalynne]

those hookers and their hotpants pah

[Mamyalynne]

sorry called her a ******* LOL well she was

[ladyalex]

You're in then, Miss Meg.
Falling over, wanting to join, over fifty. You tick all the boxes.
But we have to know if you like firemen? We see them most weeks here for one reason or another...we were particularly lucky to have the rugby players last week and this week there is a male voice choir inhere somewhere, but no one has heard them for a while. They may be pleasuring matron with their sweet voiceboxes.
Get Mamy to issue your membership card.
By the way, is anyone onthe door tonight ?

[Jan1957]

Well if there's no chips it'll have to be a kebab on the way home.

Who's coming clubbing? Miss meg do you fancy a boogie? The rugby boys are all coming.

[Mctavish]

Hi everyone, sorry I'm late. hope you've got some raffle tickets left for me. Managed to get hold of another bottle of rum if anyone's interested and got a few sailors in tow.
Don't fancy the trip to Brighton - it's too blooming cold.!!

[Mamyalynne]

not going clubbing without me

[Mamyalynne]

we have wooly thongs mactavish and the rum will warm us up

[Mamyalynne]

campfire and sausages too yummy