Mad Over 50's Club

[Jan1957]

It was a tight squeeze but I've got through the back window. Ladyalex must have left it open last week. In you come everyone. Just hope no one saw me and called the police!!

[caththecrazy]

the cold doesn't matter we make sure we have firemen on the journey - partly because we love them and also because the new matron mamyalynne well she has this well I'm not sure what you call it a fascination with fires

Oh Alex the lumps are the best bits...

where's the chips gone Jan you really can't go clubbing without your hotpants - we got into so much trouble last week don't you remember?

[ladyalex]

I don't think I've ever been clubbing.
Is it something that poor peole do ?

If i come, can I still wear my invisible pink hairnet ?

And why didn't we have a raffle tonight, again?

[Jan1957]

No mamya we can't start a campfire in the nightclub. We'll get thrown out. Who's going to drive the minibus? I can't , I've had too much vodka. (Whoops forgot to tell you I had a hip flask - tricky that as well in a thong).

[Meg]

Firemen are my favourite emergency service!! Falling over? Yes, fortunately more to do with what I drink rather than a medical problem! Cheers, Wendyxx

[Mctavish]

What colour is my thong - I want a pink one and I'd rather have a sailor than a fireman.

[caththecrazy]

because the tickets all floated away and so we won a fireman each and the good news is we still have all the raffle prizes for later on

clubbing is when we all put our knitting bags on the floor and dance round them - we'll go in through the toilet window cos they won't let us in as they have a strange dress code and they might remember us

[caththecrazy]

mamyalynne will drive the bus she is good as long as we tell her right abit left and forward and sometimes we even stay on the road

[grasscarp]

Oh dear they have come to take me back to the home. Night all. will try to escape again next week if the club is open. wasnt like this in Maud's day..... mumble mumble

[ladyalex]

So lots of poor people dance round knitting bags on the beach with firemen waving sausages and thongs then. Is that it ?
I think I might give that a try , as long as I could be assured of a gherkin at some point in the proceedings.
I'll just check with Debrett's to see if it would be all right.

[caththecrazy]

Mactivish you can have a sailor - he has a different uniform though

Grasscarp it's always open and next week we'll have rugby players and the male voice choir under the stairs

are we allowed to keep the firemen this week too????

Who hasn't signed the petition about the round joiners?

[Mctavish]

Are we having fish and chips again tonight and I still want to know what colour my thong is.

[ladyalex]

I've looked it up and I'm not allowed to go clubbing.
I'll go for the chips, though.
What does everyone want ?

[Mctavish]

What time will be club be opening next week and which hall is it in- the upper or the lower ?

[Mamyalynne]

BAPS tonight how many more times !!

And for Mc t never ever mention the "M" word

[caththecrazy]

Mactivish your thong is pink can't you see - shall I find some glasses for you? We have many spare pairs or is that teeth?

If there are no glasses do you want teeth?

Alex Gherkins are essential - I don't know what to but essential none the less

[Mctavish]

Fish chips and mushy peas please

[Mamyalynne]

has anyone seen the bus keys and my knitting bag cant dance without it

[Mamyalynne]

go on then i will have chip barm with curry sauce

[Mctavish]

I've just found me glasses and no I do't want teeth thankyou - you never know where they have been!

[ladyalex]

Fish chips mushy peas
Two gherkins
Two chips
Baps (do they sell them in the fish shop ?)
Anything else ?