Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Naomicorlett]

I think you will find that he was asking if you had any D*r*x not saying his name was Constable Duress.

[ladyalex]

Sorry about your bag, Jan......

[atsgran]

Who is drawing the raffle this week, I brought a whole pack of pencils this week, can I do it please please!

[Naomicorlett]

FOA Jan.........it wasn't me that was under him it was Mamya..please pay attention if you are going to cast nastersiums

[Mamyalynne]

i could sketch a tombola machine not sure about a raffle tho am only a beginner

[Naomicorlett]

Atsgran ...please please no sharp points in the club.

[ladyalex]

Here are your rocks, mamy .....don't think they'll fit in your glass, though....

Can I have some raffle tickets and did somone say that there was some d*r*x in the raffle tonight ?
I hope I win the 3711......

[Mamyalynne]

think jan needs her meds or anovver drinky mebbe

[Mamyalynne]

can i have a bigger glass then, the punchbowl will do

[ladyalex]

I love nastertiums. Did you know that you can eat them...if you're very hungry.
Did anyone ever find my big scissors or some strawberry wool ?

[Jan1957]

Oh dear, it's all very confusing this week. I should have known it wouldn't be you naomi. I remember now you're a nice girl. Got you muddled up with..... now who did I get you muddled up with......

[Naomicorlett]

We can all have one more drink then we MUST go to the beauty talk or it will be late........Oh I think the beauty ladies just left , they were muttering unkind things about us!!

[ladyalex]

OK mamy. I'll put the rocks in the punch bowl and bring it through.
That smell is still coming from the aga......

[ladyalex]

Have I missed the beauty ladies ? Oh no. Lordalex was on a promise too.

[atsgran]

They are not sharpened naomi, I just brought them with me. Can I have another cocktail please, and who put the camel under the sink, had a heck of a job getting him out

[alexanderd]

sorry got to leave you warden (oops i mean) nurse wants to turn the light off night night

[atsgran]

Have the ladies gone, Oh well I've put Pollyfiller in the raffle, maybe I'll win it, my number is BLUE

[Meg]

I've just seen on the news there is a drunken camel running amok in the town. What shall we do?

[Mamyalynne]

there are charred bones in the aga ? and a strong smell of garlic too ??

[ladyalex]

Night night alexanderd....try to be a bit more assertive with the staff next week so that you can stay later....
If the camel is under the sink, what was in the punchbowl, then ? We usually get the cocktail ingredients from under the sink....
The smell from the aga seems to have subsided....