Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Mamyalynne]

WHAT theres more of them oh my ghoodness i need a drink wheres that poodle can he not protect us

[Mamyalynne]

the winning raffle tickets are colurs:

47

68

72

26

93

44

[ladyalex]

Yippeee! I've won them all again!
Thanks everyone.
Now get these frenchmen out of here...they're joining in with Jan and breaking all the tables

[alexanderd]

has anyone seen these polish dancers? are they the ones in the shorts who slap there thighs? someone told me last night I was a right slapper

[atsgran]

Have to go now, hoping everything will be ok, but they want me to explain some of my expenses now lady, don't worry tho, once I tell them about the zimmers and teeth and cocktails I think we should still be alright, I've kept well within my budget so don't think they can touch me, should be finished by next week. (wish me luch)

[Mamyalynne]

have they got my mr sheen the bannisters are all smeary thats what comes of the no knicker regime

[atsgran]

or even luck

[Prudentia]

I did see the polish dancers out the back, they were giving it all with the spray pledge, decided to leave them to it, you know what these poles can be like!

[Mamyalynne]

or even lunch at the Ivy atsgran go girl

[ladyalex]

Good lunch atsgran....I'm sure that knacker of the Yard will find that you have stayed well within the limits for fourteenth and fifteenth homes and that all flipping has been entirely legitimate.
Night night, see you next week.


Glad to see that you have managed to give the warden the slip, Alexanderd....see if you can help to get these frenchmen out of here....all they want is wine and garlic.

[Mamyalynne]

oh was it pledge polish all looks the same to me

[sleekit-kate]

oh my god i'm soaking ,i fell into the pond,been trying to get out for the last half hour,the goldfish were biting me,look at the sook marks.

[Prudentia]

got to go now, just rinsed my thong under the hot tap remembered to take it off this time, the paramedics were so kind and attentive!

[sleekit-kate]

it looks like love bites i could pretend i have a toy boy

[Mamyalynne]

got some fish bite plasters somewhere if we didnt use them on yer pooooodle

[ladyalex]

Are you sure it was the goldfish that gave you those marks, Kate ?
There are a dose of polish dancers and some frenchmen here.........

[Mamyalynne]

night pru its draughty out there keep warm below

[ladyalex]

Is a toy poodle not enough for you ?

[alexanderd]

ive got a toyboy but that b**** sindy wants him back

[sleekit-kate]

did you know that goldfish have garlic breath