Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[Mamyalynne]

late late again sorry milady

are there no dentures left neer mind

[Mamyalynne]

will go slip into my new uniform is all satin and feathers atchoo

[ladyalex]

Well, I'll have another rummage ...

[Mamyalynne]

can tom not make it what a shame

[ladyalex]

There is half a tube of steradent tablets, will that do ?

Try not to hurt yourself if you slip.

[ladyalex]

Tom ?
Is there a man here ?

[Meg]

Hello ladies, sorry I'm late got in a right flummox trying to get my corset on.

[ladyalex]

There are no left flummoxes inthe lost property box. I know because I've had a good rummage. Are you sure you didn't leave it at home ?

[Mamyalynne]

meant mr tom bola is he brazilian?

ooh er getting some static from this satin frock

[ladyalex]

Sparks flying, mamya ?

Tom Bola is Argentinian , I think. A gaucho on the pampas.

[Mamyalynne]

think a wooly thong would help?

[ladyalex]

I think a woolly thong would klill most sparks.

[Mamyalynne]

likes a pamper me does

[Meg]

Is there still a lost property box in the lost property box? I think it may be mine.

[ladyalex]

Now, you know that we've spoken about this before. Pampers are for babies. Seniors wear tenas.

[Mamyalynne]

just so long as i dont set light to my kindling (nudge nudge)

[ladyalex]

Only thongs, steradent, knicker elastic, a bit of brain as far as I can see, but feel free to search it yourself.

[ladyalex]

Adding arson to your charge sheet is not going to impress the magistrates.........

[Mamyalynne]

mutter mutter huff

[Meg]

No luck, but I did find half a hot dog!!