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ladyalex | 19:59 Sat 04th Jul 2009 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.
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I agree with mamya...not sure we should invite them round again.....some of them looked like hoodlums to me....
Yes, now I think about it quite a few of them borrowed money, and other things, that is why I am not wearing any jewellery this week.
Sir knobs reporting for duty
oo er sir? let me check the rules!
Matron, Matron I thought gentlemen were not allowed unless wearing a dog collar.
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No wonder I didn't recognise you at first, Miss Meg.
You look quite different without your tiara.

Have you found the rule book, mamya ?
I think it may be in the smaller cupboard in the big lounge.
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I think Miss Meg may well be correct.

Dog collared gents only.
Rules are made for the porpoise to be broken mam
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Now I know we don't allow popoises in....we don't have the facilities.
The one I gave my tiara to seemed so nice. I assumed they were wearing a balaclava so no one would notice they'd had a face lift.... Silly old me.
Can I just slip in sideways then without any of you noticing me mam?
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Well, I'm not sure. We may have to have a committee meeting if we can muster a quorum.

Perhaps you could wait in the hall until we decide.
If those thugs from the home for the terminally confused come round, will you see them off ? It could help your chances of gainign membership.
checked the book finally found it in the understudies smaller lesser filing cabinet (phew) and regret to inform you without holy orders not allowed.

There is a gentlemans yoga class on tuesday afternoons may be more to your taste
My wife has left me today for pedro the spanish waiter that we met in the reef and I need some female company and somebody to talk to.

and may i boldy add sirra you do not even look anywhere near 50
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Is Pedro related to Tom ?
We could make an exception if the noble gent will agree to providing us with some security......
so sorry to hear of your news maybe a relationship counsellor would be in order

you see we are all quite mad here you understand
muster a quorum.


Aw gee thanks for cooking me a meat free meal ladies
we cant have pedro in milady hes the cause of much angst this is all getting too much wheres the drugs i mean drinks trolley
looked in lost property cant find a quorum only a comb, will that do?

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