The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory. There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.
There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.
Well, I'm not sure. We may have to have a committee meeting if we can muster a quorum.
Perhaps you could wait in the hall until we decide.
If those thugs from the home for the terminally confused come round, will you see them off ? It could help your chances of gainign membership.