Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[ladyalex]

Well give him a drink. We don't want the RSPCA here, do we ?

Why are you huffing, mamya ?

[Mamyalynne]

thought we agreed no pets after the notorious camel incident

this frocks a bit tight may have to change again

[ladyalex]

What are you going to change into ?

I will check the minute book about pets......do have some memory that you are right, though. That camel caused ructions.

[Meg]

Aww Humphrey, will he be coming back? He was my best friend.

[ladyalex]

I think he is still here in the upper lesser larger back hall.

[Mamyalynne]

I have a fetching olive green kimono

[ladyalex]

Does your kimono fetch things for you ?
Is it a bit like a golden retriever ?

[ladyalex]

I've had a look at the Minutes book, but it appears that no one took minutes when Humphrey appeared.....we seemed to enter a time warp.....

[Meg]

I have been in the upper larger biggest hall, there is nothing there except a small of garlic.

[Mamyalynne]

well it has pockets i can keeo things in and a cup/glass holder

the minutes book was lost for a while but i was reassured Humphrey was legal and had all documents tp prove it

what number colur are the raffle tickets ?

I have brought some chocolate peanuts and a botttle of elderflower tonic wine as a prize

[Mamyalynne]

that was frenchy missmeg and he did unspeakable things to the aspidistra

[ladyalex]

Maybe the frog is back.....what was his name ?

[Meg]

So I heard but I thought the spade full of camel dung revived it.

[ladyalex]

Aspidistra ? Tat's a strange name, even for a froggy.

the raffle will be drawn later tonight.
I have some prizes that kind people have donated.....A half-empty tins of Andrews Liver Salts, some Boracic Lint and a packet of corn plasters.....they shoul dgo well with the peanuts and the tonic wine.
Are the peanuts still chocolate covered? I only ask because last time we had them the chocolate had been (mostly) sucked off . They still were most desirable prizes, though.

[Mamyalynne]

we were never formally introduced plus he spoke a funny language

[ladyalex]

I noticed that when lordalex and I ventured to France. They all seemed to speak ina most peculiar way .....and we thought they were deaf too as we had to shout at them all the time to get them to understand us...mystifying.

[Mamyalynne]

a few bite marks is all

Humphs dung must not have done the trick if we still niff eau def rog

[Meg]

Where are the people from the home for the permanently confused? Has the bus broken down again?

One of them borrowed money from me for raffle tickets last week and I want it back.

[Mamyalynne]

we made him most unwelcome but he was a stubborn lil chap

[Mamyalynne]

watch that lot they had the riot squad round on wednesday well i had to ring em it was necessary