Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open

The lost property box is almost completely full this week...mainly it contains ladyalex's memory.
There are also some woolly thongs, half a yard of knicker elastic and several assorted pills.

There will be a raffle tonight, but no, repeat no tombola.

[Meg]

Milady maybe right that a younger gentleman could protect us, methinks it is time we had a bouncer on the door after recent events (and probably a vet as well).

I think we should advertise.

[ladyalex]

Well, I don't want any more angry people in here...I'm the one who gets angry and I'm not having any pedros taking over that spot.

Sir knob-ed...
I think oneof our cookery demonstration ladies cooked a veggie for us one week. We should still have the recipe in the kitchen.

[knob-ed]

Will this do ladyalex?

I am from the bulldog breed and very secure.


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[ladyalex]

Ladies, he has a collar on. I think we might let him in as a bouncer until we see who replies to our advert.

Mamya ...is it a long comb ? with a trapdoor ?

[Meg]

How did this person mislay his wife in the reef. Were they scuba diving, I've heard that can be quite tricky.

[knob-ed]

Miss meg if you need a bouncer on the door then look no further than my dog called bouncer.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/bouncerswhiteshades.jpg

He is sooo cool in them shades

[Mamyalynne]

comb trapdoor?? Ineed another drinky hic

[ladyalex]

No more pets. that's definitely in the minutes. Mamyalynne found them in the cupboard somewhere.
Anyway, we already have a camel a frog and a porpoise in here.

[Mamyalynne]

more pets its turning into a home for lost animals , has humphrey come back yet hed be good as hed block the door

[knob-ed]

Just ask for my cre dentals on chatterbank as everybody knows me on there and also the white shades that my bouncer is wearing

[ladyalex]

I think you are right .
Lets get started onthe cocktails and then we can get going on the raffle.
Low turnout tonight, so I expect we will all have a good chance of winning.

[Meg]

You've found Humphrey????? Where is he, can I visit??

[ladyalex]

Humphrey has been hidng ineh cupboard under the stairs again.
You are welcome to visit him , Miss Meg, but remember to take your shovel.

Where is Mamyalynne with those cocktails ?
mine's my usual Pernod and Baileys

[Mamyalynne]

Here i am shuffle shuffle hope these are okay

pernod and baileys milady and a bucket of jellybean cocktails for the rest of us

[Mamyalynne]

have checked the knob-ed``s references and seems he is indeed a regular contributor to CB with a somewhat mixed review??

Drink up gals

[caththecrazy]

Sorry I'm late I saw a sign which said

"This is the way the light and the truth"

clearly it wasn't as I ended up in a room full of benches - no raffle no entertainment and only a small container of wine which a man in a dress kept holding up and talkign to and wouldn't share

[Meg]

Off to the cupboard, bring me one of anything to drink and a bowl for the hump.

[caththecrazy]

We need double amount of cocktails atsgran became a granny again and we should wet the baby's head.....

[Mamyalynne]

more babies thats what we like and someone else had a bouncing baby boy too


i will make up another barrelful

Humps trough is in the conservatory

[ladyalex]

Hurrah for atsgran...will she have to change her name now to at and anothersgran ?

Thanks for the drink. I'll have another one please, it's a hot and humid night.

Do you all think we should have a slogan/sign for our club?
A bit like the one that cath followed?
After all, we don't want other clubs poaching our members. We need the donations for the raffles.