Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Mamyalynne]

is there any rubbing alcohol left as the pernod is a bit low after this early start ?

[Mamyalynne]

Evacuate


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Coastguard

[Meg]

I do not come from the home for the bewildered, I'm from a different establishment. Tis Humphrey who I usually ride home.

[Mamyalynne]

has we anysh lifebelts or boats or summat can agoutis swim wahhhhhh

[Jan1957]

Who's making the cocktails, only I haven't had one yet. Is it time for medication?

[ladyalex]

No No No

Give me the phone mamya.
Give it to me now.
I'll let you have extra cocktails.....

[Mamyalynne]

missmeg ellies have four knees and they can swim

[ladyalex]

Please, please serve some cocktails quickly.....

[Meg]

OMG she's done it again!!! What will the coastguard make of her outfit??

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry jan heres a fresh batch do you like the lil shamrocks on em

hacve sent out for more supplies bargain booze deliver now

[Mamyalynne]

is alright milady have put me oildkins over the top as a precaution is very hot in here

[atsgran]

Jan I'll see if I can get you a cocktail before Matron finishes them, ( I have a spare bottle of Pernod with me for my knitting) do you want any spiders in it

[atsgran]

Wheeee who invited the coastguard, what a night. oop better watch, does rule 7 interfere with coastguards and dancers, is it one or the other?

[ladyalex]

They're here.....the Coastguards have come....can somebody explain to them that we are not drowning...mind you , they are nice big boys.....help help glug glugglug, I think the water level is rising...

[Mamyalynne]

hey thought i was in charge of cocktails and meds stoppit now


can hear any sirens has someone cancelled my call, will take off these horrid oilskins and just look decorative

[Nannyjillx2]

No Miss Meg I know you don't come from the home of the bewildered but I thought you said they mugged you. I am confused I think I need a few more cocktails to help.

Sorry but I appear to have lost my marbles please don't fall over them and if you can please return them as I feel very strange w i t h oooooo uuu tttt th

oh no it's happening again

[ladyalex]

Coastguards are the only category to which rule 7 does NOT apply.
They are the exception that proves the rule.
Thank goodness, a cocktail at last.

Glug glug I think I'm going down.....

[Mamyalynne]

oooh hello sailor no no no it werent me it was errrr bobb

[Jan1957]

Thank you mamya and atsgran, I have 2 drinks now. I know I'll pour them into 1 big glass. Now where are the glasses. Oh that saucepan will do. Tastes lovely.

Can I have some raffle tickets please ladyalex? I won the zimmer cover last week and it was very handy. I wore it shopping when it was raining and it kept me nice and dry.

[Mamyalynne]

glug glug well we always do

wheres his ludship tonight still ranting at the traffic? bless his argyll socks