The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.
I've come over all unnecessary after that dance......it was too complicated for me, I kept going wrong and being a man...
I'm off for a lie down in the big lounge.
Can someone else do the raffle tonight. please ? I'm not myself. My tickets are all heliotrope, so make sure that those are the winners.
Oooh I feel faint......